No, I'm not a Human

No, I'm not a Human

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100% Guide for No, I'm Not Human!!!
By IndominusWarfare
100% Guide to No, I'm Not Human! Covering every single achievement and helpful guides to get even the hardest achievements in this game the best and fastest way!
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Introduction to Characters
There are 3 Types of People you can encounter in this game. Here are the three types and the specific characters that always fall in these categories.
Humans
Humans

Visitors
Visitors


Random
Random (50% chance of being Human or Visitor)

The TV made me do it

By interacting with someone after letting them into your house, press the test button (This will use up one of your energy) Pressing any option to test them gives you the achievement.
Not on my watch.

By testing a person and you determine they are a visitor. By shooting them you should be left with their corpse, meaning you did kill a visitor. Congratulations, you got the achievement and your house is a little safer!
First Time?

By testing a person and deciding they are a visitor you decide to shoot them! You are left with some black bags containing the HUMAN you just killed... Good job... you got the acheivement.
No, I'm not a Visitor

By going to the bathroom and interacting with the mirror, you are given the opportunity to test yourself. By doing this you can see the current state of your body (this will come in handy later). And gives you the achievement!
Special Delivery

Interact with the TV early on during your run to get the ForRest number (becomes unavailable to obtain later in the week), this number is randomized. Calling the ForRest number lets you order some items during your runs and will be incredibly useful! And gets you another achievement!
Idiot Box

Make sure to watch the TV every day as much as possible to get the Idiot box achievement sometimes requires multiple watches during a day. Counts over multiple playthroughs!! (Doesn't need to be done all in one run).
Radioactive

Listen to the Radio every day. This achievement is a tad tricky since they added a skip intro button. You must got through the intro to Day 1 and listen to the radio to get all the times! Unfortanutely took me awhile to figure out...
Phone Book!!!

Now for the achievement you may be here for. There are some character specific phone numbers you need to get during conversations with them. Don't forget you MUST CALL all these numbers for it to count. Here are all the numbers:

FEMA: 000 - 451 (Never changes)
Neighbor: Obtained through the intro
ForRest: Obtained from the TV

Numbers from Radio:
Psychics: 777-460, Day 3
Phone Roulette: 891-533, Day 5

Characters(Randomized every playthrough):
Little Girl
Shows up on Day 4. Guarantied character and never a visitor, she will give you the number of her friend's mother

Angry Guy/Fat Aggro
After 4 days he will give you the number of his ex wife

Neglectful Mother
Never a visitor, will give you the number of her husband. The cultists will kick her out if she's there when they arrive

Fortune Teller
Random if she's safe or a visitor, either way she will give you a number the second time talking with her

Sane/Healthy Twin
Her sister needs to be with her/alive in order to interact with her. She will give you the number of her husband

Stitch Mouth
Never a visitor, he will give you the number of the foreign embassy

Sports Shirt Boy
Will give you the number of his sister

FEMA Soldier's Wife
On Day 5 gives you a number for her wife.


Calling all these numbers gives you this achievement!!
Come and See

The saddest thing in the whole game will happen on Night 6. The neighbor's daughter will rush to your door seeking shelter after the neighbor is killed by visitors. Looking out the window closest to your room will reveal your neighbor's house on fire, giving you the achievement.
Harsh Compromise

Sometimes when refusing a certain individual they will offer you a bribe to make you reconsider.
Some of these items are very valuable and earn you this achievement. Here are the individuals that offer you a bribe:
The Husband, The Sisters, Shot Guy, Smiling Guy, Sun Cultist.
Hot Potato

Sometimes when accepting a person into the house you are given a FEMA notice, this notice when given to a member in the house will have them taken on the next FEMA raid... I mean inspection... Giving this notice back to the person who gave it to you gives you the achievement.
Your Fluffy Master

Make sure to feed the cat, either from accepting a bribe from
Smiling Guy or ordering it from ForRest. FEED THE KITTY!!!!
Character Specific Achievements & Hack
Now for the character specific achievements, some of these will take a few mins, and others might take days. And I swear after spending hours trying to find someone the second you get that achievement they show up every other time after.

There is an exploit at the time of recording this, if you are at day 13 and don't get to the last conversation you need from a person, you go to day 14 and have to board windows up. Instead, quit without saving and press continue, it will put you at Day 13 with a new conversation. I'm not sure if this can be used infinitely to get all dialogue but it is a great exploit to use, especially with the Kindergarten Teacher and Blind man.
What's That Smell? (Sun Cultist)

Sun Cultist - After letting him into ur home, keep talking to him until the 3rd conversation where he asks for a beer, whether or not he deserves it, giving it to him results in a messy but needed achievement.

Lost in the Roots (Immortal Man)

Talk to the immortal man once.
Happier Days (Widow)

After chatting with her 3 times you get to see her photo before the end times.
Amateurish Exorcism (Psychic)

After talking to freaky with a million teethy, call the Psychic hotline with the number she gives you and finish the call.
I AM THE LAW (Tenant)

Talking to the weirdest guy in the apocalypse and decide he needs to be evicted. Have a conversation with him, then test him and shoot him.
Do Not Disturb (Big Momma)

Refuse to let her in
Watch and Learn (Purple Guy)

Talk to him, Shoot him.
You're Fired (FEMA Suit Guy)

During the 3rd conversation with him go: Let's see what's in your pockets, Why not? Are you hiding something?, Draw your gun, Why the charade? and find the FEMA identity card.
Wait.... (Handicapped Guy)

If the Handicapped guy is a visitor test to check their hands to reveals something unsettling. This only works if the Handicapped guy is a VISITOR as stated, if it doesn't work unfortunately you got yourself a human.
Bullet Dodger (Ballerina Visitor)

The holder of the kitty. Keeping her around and getting to her 5th convo choose: Why haven't you killed me?, Good question, Pull out the gun. Then start blasting.
Event Horizon (Coat Person)

Get to convo 4 with Coat Person for a chilling surprise Will kill everyone human or visitor except you in the room.
The Whisperer in Darkness

Get to convo 5 and get to the next day. This one is hard to get and is one of the longer achievements.
Martyr (Kindergarten Teacher)

Good luck with this one! For this one you have to get here in the sweet spot. You must talk to her 5 times to get this achievement and choose a specific dialogue choice at the end. The problem is if you get her before day 7 the Cultists will take her place on the couch whether you like it or not. Get her too late and the game ends, if you don't use the exploit previously mentioned / it got patched you gotta get here on Night 7 after the cultist (Night 7 gives you 1 random guest) or Night 8. If you go the non - exploit route I recommend using you kombucha on Night 8 before answering the door, as Night 7 would take too long with only 1 random visitor showing up.

Then make sure she doesn't die, get taken by FEMA, and you talk to her every day for 5 days, and finally choose: "What's the alternative" and let the rest play out as you finally...get...the..achievement...
A House with History

Interact with parts of your house. If you interact with the
Bedroom Curtains
Bedroom Nightstand
Study Room Cross
Study Room Toy
Lounge's Portrait
Lounge's Magazine
Kitchen Cupboard
Closet boxes
Bathroom window

You will get the achievement.
Frenemy

You'll need multiple playthroughs to get all the endings but make sure to take out the same character as a human and a visitor to get the (Frenemy) achievement. Personally I recommend Tenant... just cause.
Breakfast of Champions

Drink coffee then directly after have a cigarette. You can order coffee on Day 2 from ForRest, and get cigarettes later on ForRest or from a bribe.
Walk a mile in their shoes

I'm not sure if you need multiple Visitors and no humans or just more visitors than humans in your house. Some of you may wake up and experience a weird dream with all the doors busted open. Surprise surprise it isn't good! A visitor killed everyone! Not a soul is left in that house besides you. But hey! U got an achievement.
House of the Living

If you can prevent any visitors from killing anyone for the first week you are a legend! You are gonna need at least 3 humans to get past FEMA to the end of the week. The Tall Guy and Neighbors daughter are 2 guaranteed humans you are scripted to get but you need to get lucky with at least one more.

What the HELL was that?

Looking through the middle window on Night 12 you can witness something truly unsettling.
Family Dinner

Accept everyone in during a playthrough and get an ending, you can kill them after but can never refuse them at the door.
You weren't supposed to hear this

One of the numbers that isn't random is the FEMA hotline, and calling 000-451 before its announced on TV gets you this.
Sommelier

Consuming every consumable item in the game, Beer, Cigarettes, Coffee, Enerjeka, Kombucha, Mushroom, and subscribing doesn't just turn u into a powerpuff girl but gets you a crazy achievement
Ending Achievements
There are 10 endings in total. Only 2 of them require you to go to the 14th day. Some of these endings rely on RNG to get a certain character at a certain time before your run ends. Good luck!
Soooo....

Any of the 3 times the big bad visitor asks you are alone, answering "Yes, I'm Alone" will show you exactly why you shouldn't be alone. Giving you your first ending.
The End?

Getting to Day 14 with no Visitors gets you the Good Ending?
No, I'm not alone

Getting to Day 14 with 1 or more visitors gets you the bad ending.
Wraith of the Vigilante

The gunman that stops by from time to time on Day 10-12 will ask to inspect you, if the area you choose appears infected you arrive at a stand off. If you haven't checked armpit it will be infected, drank coffee will lead to red eyes, and not using any cigarettes leads to white teeth, all leading to this ending.
Yes, I'm a Murder
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If you take the Dexter route and kill 4 or more people visitor or human you will get a unique guest the next night.
May Death Cleanse us of Our Sins!

Keeping the 3 Cultists alive from Night 8 to Night 10-11 and accept his offer to join him.
Welcome to FEMA

Day 3 Call FEMA for information about nails and teeth,
Day 4 Call FEMA about eyes, FEMA will take on person that night.
Day 5 Call FEMA about armpits. FEMA will take another person, FEMA will then hand you a FEMA notice, you have to hand this to someone who is a visitor for FEMA to take next.
Day 7 The Burnt man gives you another FEMA notice, make sure to give it to a visitor.
Day 8 Call FEMA about ears. That Night FEMA will "recruit you" its so glad you don't refuse...right?
Shroom or Doom

Old Mushroom Man will give you the Book of Smiles if you accept the page from him.
Finding a mushroom in the basement (Needs Kitty to open), eat the mushroom now in the fridge.
An apple will appear in the study next to the toy the next day.
The next day after eating the apple a clock will appear above your bed, interact with it.
After interacting with these items enjoy your trip to Mushroom land with the Old Man.
Child of Doom and Take Responsibility

The Seductive Woman will lead to the weirdest ending of them all. Make sure she is a human and not a visitor. We all know why you let her in... Convo 1 (How do you like it here?, Anxious.)
Convo 2 (I saw something strange last night, Nothing. Maybe it was my eyes playing on me, Yeah... it scares me.)
Convo 3 (I know I saw you pregnant last night. Explain yourself, But I... I'm sure I saw something) Convo 4 (You are pregnant and you're due, aren't you?, Aren't you scared?, I haven't decided yet, Its coming... I know it is.).


After these conversations you witness her belly burst, and you gotta find the lil chest burster on the Ceiling fan or under the sink in the bathroom. The next night look out the window closest to ur bedroom to get
Embrace the inevitable

And the Final ending with KITTY!!! First the bald prophet shall inform you to accept the kitty from the Ballerina visitor. The visitor doesn't matter after so dispose of them as soon as possible.
The prophet will return and ask you not to test anyone for 2 days.
On Night 8 he shall appear again, asking you to dig in the basement. Digging it 3 times will finish. Wait until the prophet returns and jump down the hole.
The Usual Suspects

See all 56 characters at your door atleast once.
10 Comments
Elric 17 Oct @ 8:46am 
I had the FEMA ending by giving the FEMA notices at Day 8 to one visitor and one human (took kombucha just before to test them both). I also shot both of them and still had the ending so they just have to be alive at the begining of Day 8 and given the FEMA notices at Day 8 and one of them must be a visitor for the ending to complete.
Cassis 12 Oct @ 3:39pm 
About the "Welcome to FEMA" : I just have the ending. I didnt call the FEMA about the ears, but I did give the FEMA notice to 2 visitors. So I guess the trigger to the ending its only to give the notice to 2 visitors on day 8 ?
White Elf Autumn 12 Oct @ 6:54am 
Realising how many of these are down to pure RNG and having to reset from a save point over and over and over and over is definitely the most annoying part.

If there was a way to skip through the scripted interactions (FEMA, gun guy, cultist) you've seen 500 times already, that would have been a good feature on your 10+ playthrough...
Cupnooble 11 Oct @ 5:51pm 
Can't blame you on the coat girl thing, I didn't know that it was a dude either
cohic 11 Oct @ 3:57pm 
Today's version of your guide is impressive! Most in your post, I see in Internet first time but I knew it by my own gameplay! It is proof of this post! You've done great work!
SAM_2 7 Oct @ 10:47am 
You need to get the human version of that lady, not a Visitor. Hope that helps!
naapro.v 7 Oct @ 5:21am 
I got the lady, but her belly didnt burst at all thru the whole playthrough, can somebody help?
NotaSoup 6 Oct @ 1:50pm 
lots of mistakes in this guide. many characters that are human/visitor/random are listed incorrect here, some achievements' requirements are wrong, and its not coat girl, its coat guy
Twoixz 6 Oct @ 6:28am 
I wouldn't even say these achievements are hard they're just time consuming because you're mostly just resetting runs or resetting saves waiting for someone to give you a number or a secret to their character and some take a long time to get without the person dying or fema taking them
the good ship harpy 6 Oct @ 12:08am 
Ty! Currently using this as a reference! :3