World of Warships

World of Warships

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Why do we drown so often🐟Don't be bait
By SisBELL
Here’s the dirty little secret: in most battles, it’s not the enemy that sinks you — it’s you. Yep, most defeats come from the same old mistakes we keep repeating. Let’s take a look at the classic ā€œtrapsā€ we love to fall into.

🚢 The Rambo Battleship

We all know this scene: a proud Yamato charges straight into the middle because ā€œI’ve got armor!ā€. Three minutes later — first one back to port. Congrats, you just became a very expensive, very dead shield.
šŸ‘‰ A battleship isn’t a solo hero, it’s a floating artillery platform. Push with brains, not with the ā€œFollow me if you want to die!ā€ attitude.

šŸŒ«ļø Smoke Shack

Smoke isn’t your new apartment. You sit in it, firing happily, until radar, planes, or hydro say hello… and poof — you’re a smoked shrimp on the grill.
šŸ‘‰ Smoke is for disengaging and repositioning, not for camping like a free target on the practice range.

šŸ’„ Shell Madness

Firing AP at the nose, HE at the stern, and then wondering: ā€œWhy am I not dealing damage?!ā€. Because you’re not Harry Potter — your shells still follow physics.
šŸ‘‰ HE for angled ships, AP for broadside. Simple as that.

šŸŽÆ ā€œThe Cap Is Mine!ā€

The destroyer rushes into the cap thinking he’s a ninja. Then: radar, hydro, spotting planes. Boom. Port.
šŸ‘‰ Caps are taken with cover. Otherwise, you’re just another number in someone’s stats.

āœˆļø The Farmer Carrier

Two types of carriers: damage farmers and game winners. Farmers chase easy frags while their team is blind as a mole šŸ¦”. Winners provide vision, keep destroyers in check, and actually swing battles.
šŸ‘‰ If you want to matter, don’t just hit — spot.

šŸ¦ž ā€œMy Team Are Potatoes, I’m a Geniusā€

Classic excuse. Sure, sometimes your team plays like a circus at sea. But if you did nothing to change it, guess what — you’re part of the clown show too.
šŸ‘‰ Always analyze your own actions. True growth comes not from victories, but from losses.

āš“World of Warships isn’t about who has the shiniest premium ship or the fattest damage numbers. It’s about making fewer dumb mistakes.

Victory goes not to the one who fires the most, but to the one who survives longer and screws up less.

So next time you feel the urge to charge full speed into the middle — stop, breathe… and let someone else be the hero clown. Because the ultimate secret to winning is simple:
Don’t be food. 🐟
   
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SisBELL  [author] 7 Oct @ 5:12am 
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Shokinjager 6 Oct @ 10:28pm 
My autistic side wants to caveat here and there, but it's not needed. This need to be required reading with the "I have read an accept these terms" before playing the game.
Well done! :wowsyes:
Hehehe, wonderfully constructed and concise
CrRebel 26 Sep @ 9:01am 
Thanks for the advice here, Myself played on console and here I go to try on PC.