Titanfall® 2

Titanfall® 2

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How to *ACTUALLY* buy Titanfall 2 on Steam.
By Manahiem
A more in-depth guide, on how to achieve Titanfall 2 owner status on the video gaming and social platform known as Steam.
   
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The Preamble
When a mother and father love eachother very much, things happen.Assuming they want children, well, here you are. So with that out of the way so concludes your first steps and your first step into this guide on how to buy Titanfall 2 on Steam.

This guide will not include your basic steps on life, such as breathing, for I am to assume you're indeed capable and able to play Titanfall 2. That being said the legality of the ESRB and other guidelines dictates I tell you that you must be.... ...to play this game, and above are the listed reasons.

Once you are of that age or if you choose to lie and be scummy then you may proceed to the next step... hmmyes.
The Gritty Core
Now...
if you have successfully followed the previous you might be wondering what tools are used to obtain a steam account, a copy of the game, and a computer to run it on. And to that I say you must equip yourself with a job.

Begin applying. Resumes are helpful in doing so but if you have no job experience and are therefore a social outcast do not fret! Entry level jobs for younger people such as yourself might do.

Once you have successfully applied, wait. Eventually you will want to phone wherever it is you have applied to in order check on your application. Ask your guardian for their cellular device to do so. Once acquired you will then need to find their number and simply dial it into the phone.

If they pickup and ask to schedule an interview, congrats! Pick a date that best supports your life and do take care to show up.

Once hired begin working and eventually you will obtain a leaflet, note, or check that you will be able to then cash in at a chosen bank. Choosing a bank is tedious, and depends on local availability and therefore will not be covered in this guide.

After enough checks have been cashed or deposited, you shall to well to begin looking for a couple of things: A pre-built gaming PC or Laptop, a basic gaming mouse, and a decent enough keyboard of your choosing. You may also choose to build a PC, however that is tedious albeit better in the long run and will not be covered in this guide.


The Finishing
And then...
with your PC built/bought and ready to go, give it a start and make sure you download the correct operating system. Choosing an operating system is tiresome, but I would recommend Windows 11 for this guide. Once chosen and installed. You're going to want to open up any search browser, your system comes with and head to the Steam downloads page. https://store.steampowered.com/about/ after installing, which the link will guide you on. You will then make an account and be free to pat yourself on the back. For now you have Steam.

Now, assuming you have opened Steam's Application on your computer, you are going to want to proceed to the STORE page at the top of the your application's screen. On the right side of that page you will then need to click the search bar and type in the words "Titanfall 2".

This should, if done correctly take you to the store page for Titanfall, Once there you will want to scroll down to ADD TO CART, very important that you use your own money to then buy the copy of Titanfall 2 in your cart. Or if you're scum, ask your parental guardian for permission to steal their hard earned income to then use to purchase the game.

With that being done, you may now install the game. But for now you have completed this guide. I thank you for reading.
1 Comments
Manahiem  [author] 22 Sep @ 1:09pm 
My first "Funny" guide, although I use that term loosely. This took way too long but I plan on updating it per suggestions for the meme.