Baldur's Gate 3

Baldur's Gate 3

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🎭How to Stop Playing ❌ Baldur’s Gate 3?
By SisBELL
Yeah, yeah… to answer that question you’d probably need a full survival guide 📖.
I’ve already spent hundreds of hours ⏳, finished the story multiple times with different endings 🔄, unlocked every single achievement 🏆… and yet here I am, desperately trying to explain: how on earth do you stop playing Baldur’s Gate 3?

I uninstalled the game ❌ (didn’t help).
I swore: “This will be my last playthrough!” 🤞 (biggest lie ever).
I even tried living a normal life 🏃 (turns out, highly ineffective).

At this point, it feels like a curse 🔮. I bought other games 🎮… many other games… but it only made things worse. Because in the back of my mind there was always one thought: Baldur’s Gate 3. Everything else felt like a snack 🍔 between yet another BG3 run.

Baldur’s Gate 3 isn’t just a game — it’s a condition, a state of mind, a new reality 🌌.
The dice roll even in your dreams 🎲💤, and walking across your room can still result in a failed check and a critical hit to your little toe 🦶💥.

💀 The only way to stop playing… is to start again. And pray that one day Baldur’s Gate 4 ✨ or another masterpiece from Larian Studios 🧙‍♂️ will arrive.
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12 Comments
Tleno 30 Sep @ 7:48am 
slop
SisBELL  [author] 30 Sep @ 4:39am 
It's powerful
petrakae 30 Sep @ 3:58am 
I feel with you. Have already over 4200 Stunden in Baldurs Gate 3. Spent since 1 year every day more than 6 hours playing - but I can't stop!! I hope, when I get the last achievement I find an end.
Like you I dream at night bg3 and roll the dice.
tchopdahahh 29 Sep @ 7:45pm 
lol real
SisBELL  [author] 29 Sep @ 5:28am 
++++
artemisone 29 Sep @ 5:17am 
Steam claims I have over 4,000 hours ... where did the time go, I wonder? One warning: don't install mods. I have nearly 1,000. That alone takes a lot of care and feeding and creates a lot of broken saves that require starting over.
BeybyeMC 26 Sep @ 11:12pm 
all the emojis read so ai bruh
Tempus 23 Sep @ 8:40am 
Loser detected
Косей 22 Sep @ 12:18pm 
куди дріпать, ти ітак задріпаний
Zenyk 22 Sep @ 12:16pm 
tse vse konieshno kruto, ale zhyty to koly? CHAS NE REZINOVYI, CHASIKI TIKAUT... kudy tikaut, hz...:fuhrer_unhappy: