I was gonna translate the intro, but then I thought it’s total bull*hit and only Russians would get it, so I skipped… just take this meme instead:
There ain’t jacksh*t useful in there anyway..

Let’s start from the top.

1. The Cloak dude
Invisible a.k.a. cloak a.k.a. Great guy — sexy, energetic, cheeky, invisible, always sneakin’ up on your sweet lil’ ass. And in PVE (I’m just gonna write “PVE” instead of “Frontier Defense,” c’mon, way faster) he’s… he’s… you know what??? Huh?? HE’S FUC*ING INVISIBLE!!! Crazy, right? Even Tone’s scan barely picks him up, enemies don’t really shoot him down. Perfect pick against Northstars/Tones on Master or Insane, where the aimbot’s just cracked. Moving on.

2. Grapple
As you might guess from the name — he’s got a HOOK!!!
And that’s pretty much it… nothing else to say. Sure, I could write a whole essay about tricks ‘n flips with the hook, but honestly? Just go watch YouTube, it sticks better that way.

3. Oh ♥♥♥♥, here we go... A WALL!!! HELLLLL YEAH!
My fav in PVE.
He can amp turret shots, save your ass from Nuke Titans, charge satchels — IN SHORT! My pick… and now yours too >:3


4. AAAAAALRIIIGHT, next up we got… we got… why the fu*k am I buildin’ suspense here — STIM! a.k.a. the Speedy Boi.
Speed is speed, runnin’ fast is cool as hell… and that’s it, I got nothin’ else in my head.

5. And here comes Phase.
Useful when you got a ceiling over your head and you’re sittin’ there with a nuclear CAT-apult (yeah, like a lil’ kitty :3) or when a Nuke Titan’s about to blow — pretty dope.


And after that… that’s it! Yeah-yeah, I’m tellin’ the truth.
Alright, guess I’ll spill some more about ‘em.

6.
You might catch a stray shot on your holo decoy, fail to dodge it, and end up killing yourself — since Titans pretty much insta-lock on decoys, it’s like shootin’ yourself in the foot.

7.
USELESS.

The most needed and useful sh*t in PVE:


Yeah, it’s that simple! Two charges and a ton of damage, DEMAGE boost is sick, enemy hordes get fuc*ed, and when you yeet it from a dropship right onto a Titan’s head — that’s just pure bliss.

But yeah, the other nades gotta be broken down too.
Was gonna fit it all in one screenshot since half my damn desktop’s already flooded with pics…

Not gonna rant too much — I still got TITANS ahead and my desktop space ain’t infinite.

You can swap Phase for something else, like the nade kit, but you’ll have to get used to playing without it.

On Master and Insane you grab these two bad boys ‘cause they’re the most effective:
But on the lower diffs where grunts don’t have shields – pick whatever the fu*k you want, I ain’t your mom.

And oh sh*t, almost forgot – this dude also slaps on MAS and INS:
(yeah, I’ll write it like that from now on, ‘cause there’s also titans in the game and I’m already tired of typing, and it’s only gonna get worse).

And anti-titan, almost blanked on that too, remembered right before posting.
Anyway, here it is:
No delay before shooting, solid damage compared to the Thunderbolt.
Whip those nades however the fu*k you like, they got some cracked-a*s magnets.
Mini-spectres pop in 2 hits.
And about the Thunderbolt – you might get the idea of shooting over titans’ heads so the lightning arcs and charges your titan fast as hell… but nah. Sounds good on paper, doesn’t work in practice. Just drop it. Grab an Archer if you don’t vibe with the MGL.

Right off the bat: only 3 titan kits actually matter, got it? TITAN KIT / TITAN GEAR / whatever the fu*k y’all call it, I don’t give a sh*t.
OVERCORE, TURBO ENGINE and NUKE.
Let’s keep rolling.

1. Ion – I think he’s pure dogsh*t, but hey, still better than Monarch when it comes to Insane and Master.

2. Scots – yeah, like booze.
I slap Overcore on him ‘cause that sh*t’s busted. Same for Ion, btw.

3. Northstar – not really my jam, but not bad either thanks to traps and penetration.

4. One of my absolute faves, the one I fuc*ing SLAP with in both PVE and PVP: RONIN.
Spin around like you’ve got a wasp up your ass and no one can catch you. Death by a thousand cuts, baby.

5. Tone – aka a fridge on legs, Prime edition.

6. LEGION!! OHHHHH YEEEAAAAH, THE FU*KING BEER IS HERE.

You pick him against trash mobs like drones… he kinda sucks against big titan hordes though.

About Monarch – I wrote that sh*t down just below.

7. And here’s our outsider:
LET’S JUST GET IT OVER WITH


AND NOW IN MORE DETAIL

ALWAYS! YOU HEAR ME? ALWAYS EJECT IF A TIMMATE CLIMBS ON YOU AFTER A WIN, YOU GOTTA, IT’S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWESOME! HELL YEAH!!!!























That’s it, thanks everyone, you’re all free to go. I’m tired, but I fu*king enjoyed it. (второй раз :3)

I really tried to adapt the memes as best I could, and I think I fu*king nailed it.





























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