Store Page
Borderlands® 4
All Discussions Screenshots Artwork Broadcasts Videos News Guides Reviews

Borderlands® 4

Store Page
Borderlands® 4 > Guides > Gros Cavu de 92i avec ElMordjene's Guides
Not enough ratings
HOW TO FLIRT WITH CALLIS THE RIPPER QUEEN
By Gros Cavu de 92i avec ElMordjene
LET HIM COOK
   
Award
Favorite
Favorited
Unfavorite
Created by
Gros Cavu de 92i avec ElMordjene
In-Game
Crosshair X
Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Co-op, Crafting, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Loot, Maps or Levels, Modding or Configuration, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Trading, Walkthroughs, Weapons, Workshop
Posted
17 Sep @ 12:56pm
35 Unique Visitors
0 Current Favorites
Guide Index
Overview
LET HIM COOK 
Comments
LET HIM COOK
  • Step 1
    Be muscular (which you will never be)

  • Step 2
    Be attractive like me (which you'll never be)

  • Step 3
    Go meet her (which you'll never manage to do)

  • Step 4
    Kiss her directly without warning (which you'll never do because you're too scared)

  • Step 5
    She will probably push you away, so immediately deliver a high kick to her teeth with submission, as you learned in MMA (impossible for you, you are weak).

  • Step 6
    Call the guardian of time and ask him to lend you his Order (you won't be able to, he doesn't like you).

  • Step 7
    Drive your Order into his skull

  • Step 8
    She will love you forever

  • Reward my guide