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let me tell you a story...

in 1998, a german farmer of the name "rick astley" invented a chemical now called "never gonna give you up".

the chemical was a world hit.

fast forward to 2002, and a martian wizard "xXJustAnotherNerd69420______Xx_" drinks the chemical for fun.

what next ensued i can only describe as "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".

the next year (2005), once the news about this was published, an american firearms dealer of the name "redigit" spilled a glass of "it" on the ground.

it made a mess.

EIGHT F**KING YEARS LATER (2013), and the mess has finally been cleaned up.

the new internet's reaction to this was to go to the bathroom, causing mass worldwide panic, leading to a global lockdown that lasted 7 years.

in 2020, when this lockdown was ending, uranusian hair stylist "dwayne "the rock" jhonson" did your mother.

floridian rickroller "mike hawk" did not like this and set out on a quest to beat up "dwayne "the rock" jhonson" in a fair 1v1 fist fight.

six years later (in 2026), "mike hawk" has finally arrived to 1v1 "dwayne "the rock" jhonson".

plot twist warning: "rick astley" is "dwayne "the rock" jhonson"'s bodyguard.

upon detecting this, the fight was called off and "mike hawk" dipped never to be seen again.

this is not the end however, no not even close to the end.

californian current ceo of the american federation "jack hoff" really really wanted to see them brawl.

negative 12 years later (in 1984), "jack hoff" said "ight 20 bucks bet if yall pvp no refunds".

because "mike hawk" is a greedy son of a [REDACTED], he agreed.

negative zero years later (13000 bc), and "mike hawk" ****ING KILLED "dwayne "the rock" jhonson"!

5 seconds later (-69 bc), and "rick astley" got revenge.

"jack hoff" did NOT give "rick astley" the money and instead scammed him.

this made "rick astley" sooooo mad that he drank some nilk (not to be confused with milk).

now here's the thing, nilk is like milk, but instead of being obtained from a cow, nilk is instead obtained by milking a coconut.

for more information on nilk, visit youtube and search up "2% nilk ennway"

"rick astley" has a coconut allergy.

2 marcoseconds later (in the 1800s (exact date is lost to time)), and "rick astley"n't.

tomorrow later (6 weeks ago) and [INSERT YOUR GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION HERE] [INSERT YOUR CURRENT JOB HERE] "you" then made an epic reaction youtube video on the subject and got 1.6 million views.

yesterday later (tomorrow), and international space stationian breather "i" watched this video. "i" farted while watching this video.

the horrible gasses emitted by this process sparked the dust bowl 2.0.

"i" also suffocated from his own gasses.

because nobody likes the dust bowl, burger kingian voice actor "upsidedowneye" rallied his heckian lawyer "god" to sue the dust bowl 2.0 out of existence.

in 2025 (today), the court case was successful and the dust bowl 2.0 was cancelled on twitter (formerly x (formerly twitter)).

the undust bowling of the dust bowl 2.0 wasn't without controversy however.

i don't know years later (tomorrow or yesterday based on your time zone but not today), and im out of funny locations help im out of funny jobs help "im out of funny names help" rioted in protest.

"god" does not like protest, so he eliminated "im out of funny names help" with a high power sniper rifle.

antartican professional husband "👍" ("im out of funny names help"'s wife) didn't like that his husband was murdered, so "👍" attempted to sue "god".

however because "upsidedowneye" is actually, secretly a really really good lawyer, "upsidedowneye" was able to successfully defend "god" in court.

never later (somewhere in the timeline of the universe), and "god" then magically stopped existing for no reason at all.

"upsidedowneye" then got really really sad and said "stop hacking pls its rude and disrespectful" to "god"'s fading corpse.

2147683647 years later (256 ac), and "upsidedowneye" and "👍" decided to pvp to tie up this incredibly fake story's loose ends.

they both died.

finally with all loose ends tied up this story can end... or can it?

p***s years later (p***s bc), and "xXJustAnotherNerd69420______Xx_" decides to mix the chemicals with some nilk.

it ended amazingly! (but i won't tell you how it ended amazingly because screw you.)

when "redigit" read about "upsidedowneye" and "👍" pvping he got really really mad and mixed nilk with the chemicals.

this time, it ended in an infinitely long graveyard vacation.

meanwhile, in the factory factory, factorian mother "your mother" died from being crushed under divorce papers.

some time later (some time), and "xXJustAnotherNerd69420______Xx_" turned his nilk+chemicalsing adventures into a very profitable buisness.

some other time later (some other time), and "xXJustAnotherNerd69420______Xx_" sends a sponsorship request to "you" to make an ad for chemically enhanced nilk.

"you" does not do sponsorships so "you" violently exploded.

it made a mess.

(please let this story just end already)

because "xXJustAnotherNerd69420______Xx_" did not get a response email, "xXJustAnotherNerd69420______Xx_" died.

everyone is DEAD.

the end.

(thank you)

thanks for reading: "how its actually made: buzzfeed articles" (based on a true, buzzfeedian story).

anyhow good game well played really nice gaming chair

copyright(c) (not actually copyrighted this is public domain) upsidedowneye p***s bc

gg