I always wanted the Cheaters Lament, but there is no way to get it.
As an alternative, I offer the Sinners Reprieve!

- All class
- Jigglebone
- Shiny

I was almost put off from making this as I thought people might call it a low effort item, but ultimately this is something I would wear in game, so I made it anyway!
The item bounces up and down slightly when the player moves, and rotates side to side.
I also use the 'up_constraint' in the jiggle script to make the higher style. It would be cool if valve had a way to make this work as a slider in game, as players could adjust the height to fit perfect with any hat.
Much like how the height slider works for unusual effects.

Hope you like it!