So yeah, i was just minding my own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ business doing freestyle on a bicycle one fine morning when a snob sherman tank randomly appeared and started raining hell on me because apparently he could not see that i was BUSY!!! (just cos he has a bigger bike he doesnt respect mine..well next time ill tell him to MIND HIS DAMN BUSINESS B.ITCH COS MINE GOT A BELL AND YOURS DONT!)
Being the totaly ordinary person i am, i did the sensible thing and ran like a drug addicted, drunk gorilla berzerk psychopath armed by a spade and a machinepistol 34 through an open field dodging its high-explosive bullets while swinging my spade over my head and leaped on its hatch.
Now that i was on top of it and out of its range, i had fun for a while killing the tank's nearby infantry teammates as for some reason they thought i was on their team because i was on a american tank. Noobs.Facepalm.
Then when they stopped coming and i was getting bored being on a tank that was shooting my teammates and i couldnt do anything about it i just started hitting the tank's hatch with my spade and, GUESS WHAT?!?! apparently, as i have tried afterwards several times, if you are in an area that is somewhat calm enough for the tank driver to hear the bang of your spade on the hatch, the pilot will nearly always come out to check on the noise (unless he read this guide, and liked it or else he'd be dead for not liking it so wouldnt be able to play...no im very normal dont worry) which sounds like an anti-tank mine being placed.
This next part will demand of lot of training even from skilled gamers, it consists of hitting or shooting like a maniac that head that pops out of the hatch, now you could just hit normally but thats too mainstream right? WELL DONE! YOU GOT RID OF A TANK IN 30SEC!!!
N.B:Now be careful this trick doesnt usually work twice on same person during same match (unless they are really r.etards, mentally handicapped, stupid, blind, my neighbour, my maths teacher or a fish, yeah we been fishing forever and fish still havent found out, stupid).

Now if you do this properly then you have passed you troll exams, well done!

Find a tank in an area not too noisy and free of too many ennemies, get on the hatch, get a melee weapon, hit the hatch several times, when tank driver/gunner comes out hit him on the head or shoot him.
The tank is disabled, you can now steal it or just get on with your soldier life like i was before that douchebag annoyed me. XD


Waiting for driver to come out (3rd time in the match im doing this to him XD, hes probably a fish).