Forget “fun” — that was for Survivors.

Nurse is pain, Nurse is suffering, Nurse is five blinks into a wall.

If you don’t hate yourself a little, you’re not ready yet.

Blink into walls.

Blink into trees.

Blink into the skybox.

Congrats, you’re learning.

Survivors will message you “braindead Nurse, uninstall.”

This is your badge of honor.

Print it out. Frame it. Hang it on your wall.

Expect at least one “ez braindead Nurse” message per match.

one might even say ”nurse is no skill” they never played nurse

”baby nurse”

That means you’re doing it right.

Bring whatever. Survivors will still call you overpowered.

(But Stridor + Nurse’s Calling is chef’s kiss 👌).

High ping? Congrats, you’re now the Blink Lottery Host.

Either you teleport through the map like a god or slam into furniture like it’s your job.

Learn to love it.

You no longer play DBD for fun.

You blink for pain.

You no longer play Dead by Daylight. You are Dead by Daylight.

You teleport in your dreams.

Your friends stop inviting you to SWF lobbies.

You’ve made it. You’re a true Nurse main.