Deadlock

Deadlock

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How "NOT" to be a chill player
By parasite_
The evil twin of Yadin’s wholesome guide - - - a handbook on how to be the most toxic Deadlock player in every lobby.
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Intro
So you want to ruin games, scare away new players, and make sure Deadlock gets the most toxic community award of all time? Perfect. You’ve come to the right place. Here’s my totally professional, definitely-not-sarcastic advice:
🪙GOLDEN RULE (latest patch)
Lock the new heroes, lock it. put it on highest priority EVERYTIME. (even though you've played it enough)
Never forget: it’s NOT just a game.
Deadlock isn’t just some video game, you’re an alpha tester, which obviously means every match you play should be written into the history books. That means the smallest mistake by a teammate is your cue to launch into a five-minute rant about how you’ve “never played with worse players.” And if you rage quit, don’t just disappear .Make sure to type a loud “GG TRASH VINDICTA” before leaving, so your legacy of salt lives on.
Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive!
Dont wait for you lane buddy to come back, Fight without him you can do it all alone.
Only Kills Matter. Ignore Orbs & Objectives
Sure, orbs are how you farm and push lanes, but those are for team players. Focus on your K/D. Die ten times? Blame lag, map design, or even orb gravity. If someone cleans up your kills, steal them and belittle their “thieving.” Everything counts except teamwork.
INSPIRED BY
Inspired by a guide that aimed to make Deadlock into a friendly, caring community of chill players. His guide was giving stardew valley. Not gonna lie, he almost convinced me at first. But don’t worry, I came to my senses and resisted the positivity propaganda.
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3546687940
14 Comments
autokendo17 11 hours ago 
glorious
yea its not just a game its a competitive game
pucho 1 Sep @ 11:44am 
on god
tertul 29 Aug @ 11:33am 
thanks for spreading the word brotha
CabbageLord 28 Aug @ 2:23pm 
Glad to see i'm doing half the things in this guide, this will help boost me into eternus :)))
parasite_  [author] 28 Aug @ 8:34am 
@MightyFineIncredible @NyanWake it do be like that MOSTtimes:steamfacepalm:
MightyFineIncredible 28 Aug @ 6:41am 
"Steam users detecting sarcasm or obvious trolling" challenge level: Impossible
NyanWake 28 Aug @ 3:12am 
Dude, judging by the ratings of this guide, it's not thick enough sarcasm to understand.
ChaffyExpert 27 Aug @ 9:02am 
to be fair you HAVE to put mina on highest priority to play the hero at all.
Knowsome 27 Aug @ 3:47am 
Thanks, i am now the scourge of humanity, the destroyer of games, the wretched gutter of elitists, and i hate myself, so i must spread the hate so everyone hates like i do.