The Medium

The Medium

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The Medium: Spirit, Scares, and Marionette Madness – A Funny Guide
By I <3 Skilluj <33
How Not to Die in the Spirit World

- The Spirit World is spooky… and sometimes confusing.
- Tip: If a ghost chases you → run like your Wi-Fi just died.
- Bonus: If you fall through a floor → don’t panic. It’s just a “medium glitch.”

Parkour but Medium Style

- Walking between dimensions = 50% skill, 50% “oops I didn’t mean to do that.”
- Tip: Jumping from one reality to another = chance to look dramatic.
- Lifehack: Pretend you meant it. Always works.

Making Sense of Objects

- Objects in the Spirit World sometimes make sense… sometimes not.
- Tip: Touch everything. Sometimes touching random chairs unlocks story secrets.
- Bonus: If a ghost stares at you while you touch things → nod like you understand.

Stealth or Hide-and-Seek

- Hide behind objects → ghosts might just get bored.
- Or stand still → maybe they think you’re part of the furniture.
- Tip: If a ghost screams → scream louder. Works 0% of the time, but feels good.

Puzzles – Or How to Break Your Brain

- Some puzzles are tricky, some are… pure chaos.
- Tip: If you’re stuck → press everything. Marianne will figure it out.
- Bonus: Laughing helps, especially at floating doors.

Most Important Advice

- Always explore both worlds. Sand and walls may be ordinary in one, terrifying in the other.
- Most importantly: don’t take it too seriously. The Medium is spooky, yes… but funny if you let it.
   
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