Assassin's Creed Origins

Assassin's Creed Origins

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Assassin’s Creed Origins: Sand, Chaos, and Bayek’s Shenanigans – A Funny Guide
By I <3 Skilluj <33
1. How Not to Get Killed by a Bull

- Bulls look chill… until they aren’t.
- Tip: If you see that look in their eyes → run the opposite way.
- Bonus: If you die anyway, don’t cry. This is Egypt – dying by bulls is basically tradition.

2. Parkour Like Bayek – Sort Of

- Climbing temples = 90% skill, 10% panic.
- Run into a wild cow? Parkour it out!
- Lifehack: Click everything that looks climbable, Bayek will figure it out (sometimes with dramatic flair).

3. Making Money – Pirate Style

- Gold is literally everywhere: chests, caravans, even puddles.
- Tip: If it glitters → grab it. If it glitters in your face → grab it anyway. No one will notice.

4. Stealth Mastery (Avoiding Egyptian Guards)

- Hide in tall grass → the guard will assume you’re a new species of plant.
- Or, drop into their camp and pretend to be a rock.
- Bonus: If a guard shouts “Halt!”, don’t answer. Rocks don’t talk.

5. Chariot Driving – For the Brave

- Chariots = total chaos on the roads.
- Hit a donkey? Sorry, donkey 1 : Bayek 0.
- Tip: Memorable experiences guaranteed.

6. Side Quests

- Some are serious, some are… absurd.
- NPC asks you to kill 12 snakes → do it.
- NPC asks you to… no questions. Just go. Laughter guaranteed.

7. Most Important Advice

- Egypt is beautiful, sand is everywhere, and Bayek is… handsome (seriously).
- Most important: don’t take it all too seriously and enjoy every crocodile fight.
   
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