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Meet the Heavy

By Dromaeosauridae

Disclaimer: This is just a meme and not an actual guide.

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Overview

[Meet the Heavy Title Card 🔥]

[Heavy appears]

[Schizophrenic Heavy laughter]

[Heavy checks the barrel of his minigun]

[Heavy reflects]

[Team Fortress 2 theme start playing]

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[Meet the Heavy Title Card 🔥]

[Heavy appears]

*footsteps*
*footsteps*
*footsteps*
*footsteps*
*put the minigun in a box*
*sits in a very strong chair*

"I'm the Heavy Weapons Guy..."

"And this... is my weapon"

"She weights 150kg and fires 200$ custom tooled cartridges at 10.000 rounds per minute..."

*looks at viewer*

"It cost 400.000$ to fire this weapon...
for twelve seconds"

[Schizophrenic Heavy laughter]

[Heavy checks the barrel of his minigun]

"Oh my god
Who touched Sasha?"

"Alright..."

WHO TOUCH MY GUN?!

[Heavy reflects]

"Some people think they can outsmart me..."

"Maybe..."

*sniff*

"Maybe..."

"I've yet to meet one than can out smart...

B U L L E T"

[Team Fortress 2 theme start playing]

*Dustbowl gameplay be like:*

*Heavy taunt*
"Cry some more!"

"Hehe...
Cry some more..."

*Team Fortress 2 outro start playing*

(Credits to KlassicLoL for the original idea)

30 Comments

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Thatoneguy 18 Sep @ 6:42pm

geniys

Misterio 18 Sep @ 5:40pm

123

deltarune 18 Sep @ 1:17pm

p o o t i s

TF2 Engineer Gaming 18 Sep @ 10:08am

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[CP] Trooper 15 Sep @ 10:07am

This is heavy is spy!

Idk What To Name Myself 15 Sep @ 1:10am

👍

50 percent cent 14 Sep @ 7:33am

zoo wee mama

chucklenuts 14 Sep @ 3:05am

ggs

{Team C00lkidd} Marker_Is_C00L 13 Sep @ 6:57pm

Hmmm...Is nice.

-Heavy 19xx to 20xx

Toni, el serio. 13 Sep @ 3:06pm

Sometimes i dream about cheese.

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