furzt thing ur do iz go 2 da mlg wallgreenz and get mtn dew.
drink da mtn dew, and smoek some weedz.
den, go 2 mlg seven elvn n get soem doritoz.
eet doritoz.
go on internetz n downloadz lmaobawks.
install lmaobawks.
ur nao mlg.
congratrolatonz

sturt tf2
emtpy wallut on keyz
open all crates in bekpaek n get burning teem capton
sell it for 1337420666 dollorz
sturt dota 2
do nuddin for 2 hourz
sturt tf2 egen
open moar craetz
unbawkz burning killur excloosiv
sell for evun moar moneez
ur nao supur dupur mlg pro
congretz