Fate/hollow ataraxia REMASTERED

Fate/hollow ataraxia REMASTERED

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How to stop simping for saber
By Körtekami
in this guide i'll teach you how to stop simping for our glorious flamboyant and the strongest (stronger than this fraud gilgafraud) Artoria Pendragon
   
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1st step
So the first step to stop simping for my handsome, elegant, intelligent, charming, kind, thoughtful, strong, courageous, creative, brilliant, gentle, humble, generous, passionate, wise, funny, loyal, dependable, graceful, radiant, calm, confident, warm, compassionate, witty, adventurous, respectful, sincere, magnetic, bold, articulate, empathetic, inspiring, honest, patient, powerful, attentive, uplifting, classy, friendly, reliable, ambitious, intuitive, talented, supportive, grounded, determined, charismatic, extraordinary, trustworthy, noble, dignified, perceptive, innovative, refined, considerate, balanced, open-minded, composed, imaginative, mindful, optimistic, virtuous, noble-hearted, well-spoken, quick-witted, deep, philosophical, fearless, affectionate, expressive, emotionally intelligent, resourceful, delightful, fascinating, sharp, selfless, driven, assertive, authentic, vibrant, playful, observant, skillful, generous-spirited, practical, comforting, brave, wise-hearted, enthusiastic, dependable, tactful, enduring, discreet, well-mannered, composed, mature, tasteful, joyful, understanding, genuine, brilliant-minded, encouraging, well-rounded, magnetic, dynamic, radiant, radiant-spirited, soulful, radiant-hearted, insightful, creative-souled, justice-minded, reliable-hearted, tender, uplifting-minded, persevering, devoted, angelic, down-to-earth, golden-hearted, gentle-spirited, clever, courageous-hearted, courteous, harmonious, loyal-minded, beautiful-souled, easygoing, sincere-hearted, respectful-minded, comforting-voiced, confident-minded, emotionally strong, respectful-souled, imaginative-hearted, protective, noble-minded, confident-souled, wise-eyed, loving, serene, magnetic-souled, expressive-eyed, brilliant-hearted, inspiring-minded, and absolutely unforgettable Artoria!!!!!!!
You have to touch grass
2nd step
Realise you cant stop simping for my SABER THE PERFECT KING OF KNIGHTS🙏🙏🙏🛐🛐 GLORY TO THE GREAT ARTURIA PENDRAGON🙏🙏SABER IS THE BEST SERVANT AND WAIFU🛐🙏🛐🛐🙏
3rd step
Do it all over again for OUR KING
Loving Saber isn't a hobby, it's a full-time job with no benefits, no vacation days, and I have zero intentions of quitting. It’s a lifestyle, a daily ritual, a sacred calling. I don’t just wake up and think of Saber I There hasn’t been a single day where this women hasn’t invaded my thoughts like she owns the place. Honestly, at this point, I should start charging her rent because of how many time she crosses my thoughts each day. She’s the reason I get up in the morning because I need to check if there’s new fanart or lore crumbs to obsess over. Saber is my motivation, my distraction, and honestly, my therapist at this point. Just remember Saber is my favourite character, which means that I'm somewhat uncomfortable at the thought of someone liking her more than me. Please remember she's mine, and only mine. Under no circumstances are to touch Saber without my absolute definite consent first…
and ♥♥♥♥ Kiritsugu me and my homies hate Kiritsugu.
7 Comments
uVerin 18 Sep @ 8:49am 
Absolute cinema guide :PEAKpoint:
HolyThursdayBot 24 Aug @ 5:57pm 
None of those adjectives particularly suggest something along the lines of "good in bed." I'm not saying she isn't, I'm just saying you forgot IMO.
GrilledSoup 19 Aug @ 11:18pm 
you are so real for this
5nissha 17 Aug @ 11:52am 
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thickCJ 11 Aug @ 8:30am 
Camelot propaganda :SaberDojo:
salad 10 Aug @ 8:28am 
Step 1: realize that taiga is better