ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN

ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN

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How to breathe while playing ELDEN RING: NIGHTREIGN
By Rogue_Light
This guide will teach you how to breathe as the bosses in ELDEN RING: NIGHTREIGN rail you from behind for 2 hours straight
   
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How to breathe
These steps are designed for people who don't sniff Doritos and snort Mountain Dew

Step 1: breathe in
Step 2: Grab sacred tears from Churches of Marika
Step 3: kill enemies and level up as you run away from the storm
Step 4: Breathe out
Step 5: Repeat step 1
Step 6: repeat step 3
Step 7: Get railed by the boss for 3 minutes before you die

Step 8: repeat steps 1-7 for 2 hours before either beating the boss or rage quitting
Contractulations
Congrats, you got railed by the bosses and may or may not have defeated them after 4 tries

Remember the steps of this guide, wonder why you keep playing the game and have a good day