So somehow Virginia dies. (It wasn't me).

“I’m an admin. Let me just… fix that.”

Good news: you can spawn her back in.
Bad news: she comes back like a stranger who vaguely remembers you from middle school and definitely doesn’t trust you. No weapons, no dancing, nothing. You have to win her back.

Anyway, while poking around the spawn commands, I get curious.
“What else can I summon?”

A bunny.
Cute.
Let’s do another.
And another.
“I wonder what would happen if I spawned in 2,000?”

Let me tell you what happens.


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Pure freaking chaos.
There are bunnies everywhere.
They are flowing out of the ground like lava from a volcano.
They're hitting traps and launching into the air like popcorn.
It’s raining lag and fur.




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Virginia (who still doesn’t know me) runs over and starts curb stomping bunnies like she’s got a personal vendetta against Easter.


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I’m crying laughing. The game is dying. and I’m just standing in the middle of a literal bunny apocalypse.

Anyway, that’s how I lost my admin privileges.