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The Grand Finale of the Ready or Not Rage Saga

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[Intro]
They said the update's out, the game is lit,
But you’re STILL online, throwing a fit.
The world moved on, but you stayed behind,
Alt-tabbing rage straight outta your mind.

[Verse 1]
🎤
The patch went live, the squad dropped fast,
New maps, new fixes—bugs from the past!
But wait—what's this?! Oh no, oh heck!
The pixels are clothed! THIS GAME'S A WRECK!
You typed so hard, your keyboard cracked,
Made three YouTube vids and a Reddit pact.
Mods are still out there, but you don’t care—
You wanna scream naked pixels aren’t there!

[Chorus]
🎶
Ready or Not... you're still in pain!
While everyone else enjoys the game!
“We lost the story!” you love to cry,
Though it’s still there—you just won't try!
Shock was toned down, not erased,
Still the same darkness, just less in your face.
But you need trauma to feel a spark—
So let’s all mourn the missing pixelated parts!

[Verse 2]
🥁
“They let DOOM show gore!” you shout with pride,
But DOOM ain’t real, it’s demons you fried.
SWAT teams aren’t in Hell, my guy,
And shooting suspects ain't a high-five.
“Nudity’s fine!” you declare in a huff,
Citing GTA like that's enough.
But lap dances aren’t the same affair
As trafficked victims in a crate somewhere.
Context matters—do you read at all?
Your outrage posts hit the logic wall.
Console devs? They planned ahead—
Void took years, but still you see red.

[Verse 3]
🎸
“It’s the principle!” you scream through tears,
Still quoting posts from early access years.
“Void stood strong!”—and mostly they did,
Now they self-publish, but you flipped your lid.
No Sony strings, no Microsoft chain,
They did the bare minimum to board the train.
Not censorship slaves or market hacks—
Just trying to reach more players, facts.

[Chorus]
🎤
Ready or Not... you’re spiraling still!
Your tweetstorms lack all tactical skill.
Gerard’s still nuts, the clues are there,
But the women wear underwear so now you despair.
“You ruined the vibe!” you cry, unhinged,
'Cause your edgy immersion got slightly singed.
The story’s intact, the game’s still tense—
But you're mad there's pixelated evidence.

[Bridge]
🎻
“Let us mutilate corpses!” you proudly say,
In a SWAT sim—not DOOM, by the way.
You’re the good guys—protecting lives!
But you'd rather play “Who Survives?”
Call of Duty’s over there, just sayin’—
No trauma lore, just run ‘n sprayin’.
Ready or Not is rough and raw,
But realism’s bound by moral law.

[Verse 4]
🎤
“I backed this game!”—congrats, old friend,
But that don’t mean your word’s the end.
No console ports? No crossplay too?
You just want Void to kneel to you.
You whined in 4K, blogged in despair,
Ignored the bugs like they weren’t there.
But now it’s personal, now it stings,
Because some missing polygons pulled your strings.

[Verse 5]
🎸
You want deep plot? Go read a book!
This ain’t “Law & Order”—take another look.
The gameplay’s the meal, the story’s a treat—
But you act like the cake’s missing a beat.
Gameplay first—that's the rule,
It’s how we judge what’s fun or cool.
Don’t pretend the narrative’s the core,
If you skipped the lore for the breach door.

[Verse 6]
🥁
You followed clickbait rage so fast,
From YouTubers whose brains are made of glass.
They shout "LIARS!"—no proof, no clue,
While more informed folks just said, “True... but still fun too.”
Void didn’t want to do the cut,
Console demands forced their gut.
But the rage brigade just shifts the blame,
While the rest of us... still play the game.

[Final Chorus]
🎶
Ready or Not Rage Saga... the end is here!
You screamed so loud, but no one steered.
The game got better, the fun survived,
And yet you rant, terminally online.
Your fury flared, your drama burned,
But not a single change was earned.
So close your thread, hang up your cries,
The saga ends as your takes die.

[Outro]
🎤
So thank you, rageheads, truly grand—
Your meltdown tour, your clapping hands.
The memes you made? Top-tier insane,
But you accomplished nothing—again.
The final screech, the final reddit thread,
You lost your mind over covered victims.
The rest of us? We’re breaching doors,
While you're still whining on comment boards.
🎸
Ready or Not Ragers... we’re done with you!
Saga’s over, find something new.
It’s time to log off, face the sun,
Because the Rage Saga... is finally done.

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