Welcome to Splitgate 2. The only shooter where your bullets and your brain can travel through portals.
This game is like Halo got drunk with Portal and had a sweaty esports baby.

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• Step 1: Look at a wall.
  
• Step 2: Shoot portal.
  
• Step 3: Pray you don’t get sniped on the other side.

Important:

• Left portal = 🌀 Blue
  
• Right portal = 🟠 Orange
  
• Don’t mix them up or you'll teleport into emotional damage.

Movement Pro Tips:
You only use Up, Left, Down, Right.

• UP = move forwards
  
• LEFT = move leftwards
  
• DOWN = move backwards
  
• RIGHT = move rightwards

If you're still confused how to move in this game, please stare at your arrow keys and try again after crying in a corner.

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Now we go Einstein mode. Use portals to:

• Spawn trap your enemies
  
• Fall infinitely and question life
  
• 360 noscope yourself into another dimension

TIP: If someone is chasing you, portal behind them and teabag from behind (emotionally effective, not always safe).

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Only attempt if:

• You’ve had 8 hours of sleep
  
• You drank a protein shake mixed with Red Bull and regret
  
• You screamed “MOM GET THE CAMERA” unironically once in your life

This technique involves placing 2 portals at perfect 69.69° angles to redirect enemy grenades into their own butt.
It’s banned in 3 countries and once crashed a NASA simulation.

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Q: How do I win?
A: You don’t. This is Splitgate. Everyone’s a sweaty streamer or a 9-year-old with god reflexes.

Q: My portal won’t open.
A: You’re trying to portal on glass. That’s like trying to dig a tunnel through Instagram likes.

Q: Can I portal behind myself and surprise hug me?
A: Only on Valentine’s Day.

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AmnotAmnart [author]: “Guide may or may not be responsible for ragequits.”
xXxPortalDaddyxXx: “I tried this and fell off the map. 10/10.”
NoScopeKaren: “My kid read this and now he thinks he's Neo.”
FPSLarry: “Where’s the uninstall button?”

🧼 Remember: If you portal into a toilet and live, you are now the bathroom king. Respect.

📢 Drop a favorite if you opened a portal by accident and survived.
💬 Comment if you didn’t. We’ll host your funeral in the replies.

Guide proudly written on no sleep, with a sandwich in one hand and tears in the other.

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