I’M NOT A NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER, SO YES, MY ENGLISH IS SO BROKEN LOL

This guide is open sourced at this link: GitHub Repository[github.com]

you can modify this list, I’ll update it crediting you on Steam

Last update: July 18th 2025 (with V1.7.5.4)

Some of these require x25 golden acorns, you can return to it later

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Top Secret Acorn (1/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
It’s in the center of the room protected with a shield, you have to activate all the red targets hitting them with something, and the shield will disappear

- Scorching Walkway (2/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none, easier with a gun]
You’ll see this one chilling on another platform on your left, near the red targets



- Polecat… Err... Polesquirrel (3/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
You’ll find this acorn when you arrive at the section of the tutorial when you learn how to triple jump with a gun, turn around and you’ll see this:



you can see it on the left

- Hiding Underneath (4/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
It’s under the platform where you can buy the mini-gun



-Tippy Top Secret Acorn (5/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: minigun]
It’s at the top of the room, use the minigun to get there



RELOAD WEDGES
- 1/3
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Under the first platform



-2/3
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
When you’ll reach the first red target, follow the acorn path that goes down on your right



-3/3
[REQUIREMENTS: minigun]
This one is near to the last acorn, at the top



GARMENTS
- Gangster Hat & Trench Coat (1/3, 2/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: x10 acorns each]
You can only unlock both if you already completed the tutorial once. Kill the two agents in the second room and they will pop out

- Eyepatch (3/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
You’ll see the suitcase before crawling the first pole

PHOTO FILTER
- Deep Fried Filter (1/1)
[REQUIREMENTS: x200 acorns, any gun]
Located at the top left of the room

GOLDEN ACORNS
- In landmine Guy’s House (1/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Inside the house

- Squirrel On A Hot Tiny Roof (2/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: shotgun]
Inside the house, near the first golden acorn, there are some shelves on the wall, follow that path up, right there buy the shotgun with x100 acorns; there’s a hole on your right, use the shotgun to jump through it, you’ll land on the roof.



On the roof place your self in the middle of the platform and jump with two rounds, the golden acorn should be floating right there in the sky



- The Sovereign Citizen (3/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
Kill the only person inside the fenced block, be careful, there are mines, put your bomb suit on in order to receive no damage

RELOAD WEDGES
- (1/1)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Inside the house, hiding behind a chair



GARMENTS
- Overalls (1/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
On the porch, on your right

- Coral Snake (2/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
It’s located on the left side of the house



- Bomb Helmet & Bomb Suit (3/4, 4/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Go down the hole near the portable toilet, doge the mines



PHOTO FILTERS
- Dog Filter (1/1)
[REQUIREMENTS: x100 acorns, shotgun]
Get on the roof of the house, then use the shotgun and land on the platforms

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Top O’ The Yellow House (1/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
It’s on the roof, use the umbrellas to jump



- Crawl Space Maze (2/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Go down the toilet inside the house, then take one of the bomb and throw it on the portion of the fence that is pink, pass through and you’ll find it



- Light The Golden Gas Tank (3/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: Sparkler Party Hat (see garments)]
With the hat equipped light up the golden gas tank, it should explode and give you the acorn



- Chiropractor (4/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Inside the house there’s a man with neck pain, snatch his head, and you’ll receive the golden acorn



- Flash Fried Patties (5/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
The explosion of the golden tank should have cooked the patties, take them and throw all on the unfinished hamburgers near the chef. You can also cook the patties using the rocket launcher or the grenade launcher.



RELOAD WEDGES
- 1/1
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
Go inside the house, in the kitchen on top of the fridge



GARMENTS
- Dress (1/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Inside the house you’ll find this closet, jump on top, the garment is on the shelf aside



- Glasses (2/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: x5 golden acorns, x50 acorns]
Inside the house



- Chef Hat (3/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none, easier with a gun]
Jump on the chef’s hat in the garden

- Top Hat (4/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none, easier with a gun]
On the table near the chef



- Sparkler Party Hat (A Sad Birthday Man) (5/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Take the cake near the chef and bring it to the guy crying near the agents

GOLDEN ACORNS
- The Floor Is Lava (1/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
Under the bed there are 3 red targets, shoot ‘em all and the bed reveals the acorn



- Climb And Leap To The Roof (2/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Around the house are located 2 blue umbrellas, jump on them and complete the parkour to get on the roof, the golden acorn should be right there





- Top Shelf Prize (3/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
You need to shoot all the red targets in the room, then the bed in the other part of the room should open, jump on the shelves on the wall and take the acorn



GARMENTS
- Sweater (1/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: x6 golden acorns]
You can find the suitcase on the upper floor, near the staircase.



- Jammies (2/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
After you shot all the red targets in the room, the suitcase should appear in the room



- Brown (3/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: x4 golden acorns, x10 acorns]
It’s on the roof of the house, use the nearest tree to climb

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Brolly Bouncing (1/2)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Near the spicy house, open the umbrella, jump on it and take the acorn



- Jogger Stopper (2/2)
[REQUIREMENTS: car]
You need to trip the jogger with your car





RELOAD WEDGES
- 1/1
[REQUIREMENTS: none, easier with a gun]
In front of the spicy house there’s a pole with 3 transformers, you can shoot or just avoid to them when crawling the pole, reach the top and use one of the cables to reach the wedge





- 2/2
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
This one is located on the back of the house, up one pole, shoot the transformers and complete the parkour



GARMENTS
- Chipmunk (1/2)
[REQUIREMENTS: finishing the game]
After finishing the game, you will spawn in front of the suitcase



- Watch Belt (2/2)
[REQUIREMENTS: x10 golden acorns, x30 acorns]
In front of the entrance for father’s bunker



PHOTO FILTERS
- Eyeballs Filter (1/2)
[REQUIREMENTS: x100 acorns, any gun]
Get on the top of the tree near the spicy house with any gun, find the floating platform and jump on it





- Vivid Filter (2/2)
[REQUIREMENTS: x150 acorns, any gun]
Get at the end of the map, you’ll find 6 trees, get on the middle one using the umbrella, carry a gun with you.





There’s also a second umbrella between the trees to help you to get at the top without shooting

GOLDEN ACORNS
- High In The Skate Park (1/2)
[REQUIREMENTS: car]
With your car, take the big ramp and jump at the top



- Highest In The Skate Park (2/2)
[REQUIREMENTS: shotgun]
On top of the ramp, shoot 2 rounds



GARMENTS
- Eyebrows (1/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: x6 golden acorns, x20 acorns]
It’s located on the right of the park



- Tyler (2/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Search in the park, behind the ramp



- Mohawk (3 /3)
[REQUIREMENTS: car]
It’s on the top of the big ramp



PHOTO FILTERS
- Squished Filter (1/1)
[REQUIREMENTS: x250 acorns, shotgun]
On top of the ramp, on the top right, there’s a platform you can reach with the shotgun. Keep climbing until you see the suitcase

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Gold Agents On The Road (1/2)
[REQUIREMENTS: car, any gun]
Kill every agent on the bunker’s road



- Not So Straight-And-Narrow (2/2)
[REQUIREMENTS: car]
It’s in the ramp in the middle



PHOTO FILTERS
- Sunglasses Filter (1/1)
[REQUIREMENTS: x10 acorns, any gun]
It’s on top of one of these structures

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Cactupuncture (1/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Climb the highest cactus



- Stealing From The Till (2/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: bomb]
Make the till explode with a bomb



- Salooney Goons (3/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
It’s on top of the building



- Under Old Management (4/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
Shoot the “Get Lost” sign until it collapses



RELOAD WEDGES
- 1/3
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Take the stairs, then go out the window, you’ll see it’s on the top of the handrail





- 2/3
[REQUIREMENTS: none, easier with a gun]
Inside the saloon, take the stairs



- 3/3
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
It’s on top of the saloon’s sign



GARMENTS
- Black (1/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: bomb]
Put a bomb inside the latrine, then jump inside the oil



- Cowboy Hat (Six -Shooting Cans) (2/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: revolver]
Shoot every can





- Straw Hat (3/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: x16 golden acorns, x100 acorns]
It’s behind the saloon



- Top Hat (4/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Under the stairs



PHOTO FILTERS
- Mustache Filter (1/1)
[REQUIREMENTS: x150 acorns, any gun]
On top of the saloon there’s a platform, use a gun to reach the filter

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Canopy Crossing (1/1)
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
Search for a big pool, near that you’ll find 3 agents with a grenade launcher in the middle.



on top of the trees there’s the acorn



RELOAD WEDGES
- 1/1
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Near the pool



GARMENTS
- Ballerina (1/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
On the back of the house, located in Matrimoniuous Place, there’s a circle of flowers. Step on all of those.



- Hard Hat (2/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
On the back of the saloon, there’s a power pole, with 4 transformers



On top of the pole, you’ll see other cables and poles, reach the top until you see a rocket launcher on a platform. Fire the last transformer, and the helmet should appear

- Elf Hat(3/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
Near the football field, search for a small house, with no entrance; smash the window and get inside. Smash everything and collect all the acorns

PHOTO FILTERS
- Bunny Filter (1/2)
[REQUIREMENTS: x23 acorns, either a rocket launcher or a grenade launcher]
In the back of the saloon, on the other part of the street, you should see a pile of rocks, shoot it and take the photo filter



- Sunglasses Filter (2/2)
[REQUIREMENTS: x150 acorns, shotgun]
For this one, I strongly advice to wait until you unlock the drone. If you want to get it the hard way, find the nearest tree to the platform, climb on it and try to reach it with the shotgun. It’s way more difficult, but I did it this way.

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Touchdown (1/2)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Take the duke and run all the way across the field, the acorn should spawn on the goalpost

- Field Goal (2/2)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Take the duke and throw it on the goalpost to score

GARMENTS
- Football Helmet (It’s A Football Blitz!) (1/1)
[REQUIREMENTS: grenade launcher]
After running the field with the duke, kill all the players

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Bachelor Party (1/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Score until the basket grows



Climb to the roof, find the groom and make it fall. He will return to his spouse.



- Pro Basketball (2/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
If not already done, make baskets until it grows high, take a basketball, climb on the roof and score again



- Certified Greek (3/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Once in the highest floor, search for all the weights







Arrange them with this order



Climb the stairs and take the acorn

- Party Pole (4/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Dance on the pole inside the house. This one is particularly tedious to do, I took half an hour dancing randomly on the pole, before the acorn appeared.

RELOAD WEDGES
- 1/1
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Climb on this shelf



GARMENTS
- White (1/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
It’s on the back of the spouse, hidden within some flowers



- Wedding Ring (2/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
As same as the first acorn

- Basketball Jersey (3/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Take a basketball inside the trash bins in the front of the house



make a basket



- Tuxedo (4/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Push down the groom on the top of the house, the suitcase will appear.

- Bow (5/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: x15 golden acorns, x100 acorns]
Climb the roof of the house, enter the highest floor from the window, you’ll find the suitcase

PHOTO FILTERS
[REQUIREMENTS: x100 acorn]
- Cute Filter (1/1)
Climb the trees and eventually you’ll find a platform

GOLDEN ACORNS
- High-Speed Pneumatic Tube (1/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Inside this water slide



- Gold Agents In The Waterway (2/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: skis]
Kill all the gold agents

- Water Ski Adventure (3/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
It’s in the middle of the pool

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Sniper squirrel (1/1)
[REQUIREMENTS: sniper rifle]
High on the tower, there are some agents with an exaggerated head. Kill them and take the acorn (this one is the golden acorn seen on the second screenshot, the first is another one)





RELOAD WEDGES
- 1/1
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
On top of this tree





GARMENTS
- Fancy Hat (1/1)
[REQUIREMENTS: x50 acorns]
It’s on the poolside

PHOTO FILTERS
- Clown Filter (1/1)
[REQUIREMENTS: x150 acorns, either a rocket launcher or a grenade launcher]
On the extreme bottom of the map, under a pile of rock

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Tower Reservoir (1/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: car]
On the back of the tower you’ll see these targets



With a car, run on them. The water from the nearby pool will drain, spawning the acorn.

-Truss Me (2/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
This one is on a pair of giant glasses, on the tower



- Gold Agents On The Highway (3/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
Kill all the gold agents on the suspended road

- Industrial Drainage Pipeline (4/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
On the drained pool, take the first ramp, and on top of the platform, find this water slide with 2 agents, the golden acorn is inside



RELOAD WEDGES
- 1/1
[REQUIREMENTS: none, easier with a gun or a drone/car]
Behind this structure



- 2/2
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
It’s under the stairs of the tower



GARMENTS
- Lil Agent (1/6)
[REQUIREMENTS: x65 golden acorns]
Enter this machine, you’ll be teleported to an arena. Kill all the 58 agents.



- Pompadour (2/6)
[REQUIREMENTS: x30 golden acorns]
Under this structure



- Ninja Hood (3/6)
[REQUIREMENTS: x30 Golden Acorns, x50 Acorns]
Follow the exact same path of the photo filter and look in front of you





- Albino (4/6)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Behind the higher part of the tower



- Red (5/6)
[REQUIREMENTS: x30 golden acorns]
On the left side of the tower, you’ll find the same structure as in garment Pompadour (2/6), the suitcase it’s right there



- Ninja Suit (6/6)
[REQUIREMENTS: x30 Golden Acorns, x50 Acorns]
Same altitude of the Ninja Hood, on a nearby platform

PHOTO FILTERS
- Bulge Filter (1/1)
[REQUIREMENTS: x200 acorns]
Follow this path

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Jelly Jumping (1/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Jump on top of every pink jelly, they’ll turn yellow. When every jelly is yellow, the acorn will appear.

- Anchor Management (2/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: rocket launcher]
Shoot the gold rocks on top of the anchor



- Rocky Smashing Squirrel (3/3)
[REQUIREMENTS: rocket launcher]
Shoot at this pile of rocks



GARMENTS
- Diving Helmet (1/2)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
It’s on a cliff, at the bottom of the seabed, more on the edges.

- Diving Suit (2/2)
[REQUIREMENTS: a weight]
You’ll see it on a cliff, in the center of the seabed

PHOTO FILTERS
- Sadness Filter (1/1)
[REQUIREMENTS: x150 acorns]
Behind the anchor there’s a small compartment, the suitcase is right there

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Bouncy Rocket Blockers (1/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
Get on the platform on the left of the tower, with two agents on top plus couple of pool floats. Kill all two.

- Rocket Ragdolls (2/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
Find 3 gold platforms with a lot of agents and kill all of them



- High Above The Bouncy Castle (3/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Floating in the sky, near the flag pole



- Rocket Jump! (4/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: rocket launcher]
Find the lower platform near 3 other gold platform with a lot of agents on top, on the “rocket jump area”, perform one



RELOAD WEDGES
- 1/1
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
There’s a very high platform with a reload wedge over an agent, search over the water slides



GARMENTS
- Propeller Beanie (1/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Get on the platform on the left of the tower, with two agents on top plus couple of pool floats. The suitcase is behind them on the left

- Aviator (2/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Located on the same platform where you shoot at the agents with a big head (take a look at Agency Tower’s golden acorns paragraph)



- Royal Crown (3/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: x35 golden acorns]
Find the same platform of the reload wedge, under it there’s a compartment with the suitcase





- Gold (4/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: x40 golden acorns, x500 acorns]
On this floating platform



- Bowler Hat (5/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
The suitcase is on the platform where you get on the purple water slide

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Water Slide Fast Pass (1/1)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Take all the water slides, they’ll turn gold if you rode them

RELOAD WEDGES
- 1/1
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Located under the springboard

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Spooky Roof (1/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: drone]
Floating on the roof of the Doll House

- Door To The Spooky House (2/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: two Jack-O’-Lanterns]
Put two Jack-O’-Lanterns on these sorts of candleholder



- Light My Fire (3/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: Sparkler Party Hat]
Light up the fireplace, using the hat

- Resident Squirrel (4/4)
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
Kill all the dolls

RELOAD WEDGES
- 1/3, 2/3, 3/3
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
Kill all the dolls

GARMENTS
- Cat Ears (1/6)
[REQUIREMENTS: x30 golden acorns, x50 acorns]
On the roof of the Doll House

- Dark Tyler (2/6)
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
Kill all the dolls and leave the house

- House (3/6)
[REQUIREMENTS: x40 golden acorns, x100 acorns]
On the left side of the house

- Skeleton (4/6)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
On the left side of the Doll House there’s a cemetery. Search for the only grave that doesn’t pull bones

- Stealth (5/6)
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
Kill all the dolls

- Skeleton (6/6)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
Jump inside the fireplace

PHOTO FILTERS
- Cat Filter (1/1)
[REQUIREMENTS: x100 acorns]
On the big rock, in front of the Doll House

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Patch O’ Jack-O’-Lanterns (1/1)
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
Shoot all the pumpkin until all of them become Jack-O’-Lanterns

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Demon Core-ner (1/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: gravity gun]
After taking the gravity gun, go back, enter the room on the side, you’ll find the acorn



- Hanging High In the Lava Room (2/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: gravity gun]
Once you open the first door you’ll enter this room. The golden acorn is on top.
Use the umbrella and the gravity gun to take it.



- Behind The Frosty Glass (3/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: gravity gun]
Part of the tutorial where you learn to use the repulsion force. With the help of the gravity gun, get on this platform and take it.



Bottom Bunk-Bridge (4/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: gravity gun]
Just before the last door, where you have to throw agents at the targets, go under the bridge.



- Sheet Metal Wrecker (5/5)
[REQUIREMENTS: gravity gun]
Destroy the metal sheets hanging on the wall with everything you have

GARMENTS
- Radioactive (1/1)
[REQUIREMENTS: gravity gun]
After taking the gravity gun, go back, enter the room on the side, search for a big screwdriver. With the gravity gun, remove it from the metal sphere.

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Hitting The Huge Higher Button (1/2), Bonking The Big Bottom Button (2/2)
[REQUIREMENTS: rocket launcher]
Press the two big buttons with the rocket launcher

GOLDEN ACORNS
- Inside O’ The Flipped Yellow House (1/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
After you got outside the flipped yellow house, jump on the umbrella on the left, then follow the path.



- Under The Spicy House (2/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
After you got outside the spicy house, jump on the umbrella on the left, then follow the path.



- Shotgun Door Drop (3/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: shotgun]
When you arrive at this house, shoot at the floor





- All Six Shots (4/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: revolver]
When you see a table, on the end of the western part, reach it with the revolver (you need 6 perfect shots)



- Diving Board Detour (5/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
On a springboard, in the middle of the inflatables



- Dive Into The Big Water Block (6/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: none]
After this water slide, you’ll find yourself inside a big block of water, reach the bottom without falling





- Gold Agent Sniper (7/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: sniper rifle]
Kill all the agents



- Joggers On The Rainbow Bridge (8/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: car]
On the rainbow bridge, run over all the joggers

- Bifröst Bullseye (9/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: any gun]
On the top of the rainbow bridge, look down and helping you with a gun, jump and take it

GARMENTS
- SNART (1/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: x18 golden acorns, tank]
With a tank, kill 16 agents (they will spawn around you)

- Warrior (2/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: x50 acorns, any gun]
On a floating platform



- Trans T-Shirt (3/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: x17 golden acorns, x20 acorns]
On a floating platform, crawl on the pole, then follow the cables

- Inter-X T-Shirt (4/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: x15 golden acorns, x50 acorns]
On the roof of the house

- Tank Helmet (5/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: x16 golden acorns, x20 acorns, plus the rainbow car which is x16 golden acorns and x200 acorns]
After unlocking the rainbow car, take the rainbow highway and collect all the pronouns, the garage will open

- Transmunk (6/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: x20 acorns]
On a floating platform, crawl on the pole, then follow the cables

- Progress T-Shirt (7/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: x16 golden acorns, x100 acorns]
On a floating platform near the flag pole

- Ace of Hearts (8/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: x15 golden acorns, x50 acorns]
On a floating platform, use the umbrellas to get there

- Rainbow T-Shirt (9/9)
[REQUIREMENTS: x15 golden acorns, x50 acorns, rocket launcher]
Under a pile of rocks

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