Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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creatures of TF2 long edition
By Trobby and 1 collaborators
now this is what youre wanting, a creature list from all TF2, now this is gonna be long
   
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the STOCK player
we all know this guy, all stock, all new, no skills, just a newbie
the F2P
oh boy, this dude got the 3 gibus collection items, the gibus, pyro vision goggles, and the bronze mechendary medal, these understand 5% TF2 items and 10% of the TF2 skills, undertsanding of TF2 items is increased by 1% per minute, the TF2 skills increase by 5% per hour
the MVM player
MvM is all they do, in fact, they rarely come on lobbies AND EVEN PUBS... They Force people to accept the meta or they vote kick em'
the skilled/good players
these know most skills and tactics of TF2, they seem to be rarely "trolls"
THE TROLL
they live in theirs mom basement, make every player rage, then avoid being banned, alll they had to become populair they tought was to steal their moms credit card, all they do is killing the same person over and over and over, seems to outside spawn camp to do that
the HAXOR
lets see here, a sniper ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a invisible spy? wow hes a hacker, a medic one kill 100000% fast using a ubersaw? hacker, enemy heavy in your spawn? hacker, sniper taken out a medic on the point of deploying a ubercharge? hacker, all these are inside HAXOR TOOL
teh COD fanboy
seems to be FULL ♥♥♥♥♥♥, is a enemy of the tf2 comunity, IS THE COD FANBOY, this will uploud MLG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if youtube acount, will always say 360 NOSCOPE after they headshot and then thye always DIE, die = RAGE: HACKER HACKER
this idiot is always a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, and will never learn about TF2,
and they think TF2 is the same of COD
the friendly
now this is a special, we go on over everything about it
population: 10000
math of population: -3/hr +5/m
seems to: clown around, give sandvich for everybody, spycrab, TAUNT
here is the types of friendly's
THE SPYCRAB: seems to makea glitch, wich is CROUCH DISGUISE KIT CROUCH MOVE UP
this glitch behaves as a crab
THE DEMOCRAB: tought spycrab was the only crab? now this is interesting
enquip 1 hand mellee, then move sideways, this makes the demo a crab
THE hoovy :) :the hoovy goes around giving sandviches, WARNING: might be dangerous when provoked
dont hurt hoovy's :(
THE ENGINEER CAMPER: camps always inside the intelegense room, friends whit the USELESS ENGINEER, creates teleporters, will attack rarely when provoked, will get backstabbed by the COD FANBOY or the TRYHARD (moving on that later on), will maybe create USELESS/BROKEN SENTRY'S
THE USELESS ENGINEER: friends whit the ENGINEER CAMPER, creates the USELESS/BROKEN SENTRY'S first, protects the ENGINEER CAMPER
the forever friendly: RARE FRIENDLY, will never attack, maybe cutted his fingers off (in the game), maintains everything
THE TRYHARD
we are onto something brutal, this SWAT BULLDOZER (from payday 2) will try to dominate everybody, RUSHES TO OBJECTIVES, doesn't pay attention
the youtuber
examples: MUSELK and STAR_
these record while playing tf2, do what the video is related to, MARKET GARDEN, master in TF2, dominater, will somethimes die by a YOU SHALL NOT PASS PLAYER, STAR_ and muselk are the populairest channels, so i placed them to examples
THE YOU SHALL NOT PASS PLAYER
dominates trough YOUTUBERS, is a master, doesn't let anybody pass, kills YOUTUBERS as soon as they can, secretly may be a tryhard using a stolen moms credit card to make them cooler
the best player ever
these got every astraulium, golden pans, maybe the golden wrench, and owns TONS AND TONS of UNUSUALS AND KILLSTREAKS, their backpack is up to 10000 slots! thats like 100 pages of items!
conclusion
now thank you guys for reading my EVEN LONGER guide of all time, see you next time! and its time to rest, GOOD BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!