Hello, and welcome to the best game on Planet Earth. In this game, you play as John Coppington the Second on a vengeful quest to defeat the evil Stunt Courses to avenge your fallen father John Coppington the First, who had fallen tragedy to the final level: Level 10.

As a Stunts Contest Police Car pro, it is my duty to rank the 5 selectable cars in this game so that you, the Player, have the best playing experience.













With that, lets get into the rankings.

Due to the fact that the cars don't have any names (outside of Player #,) I have taken it upon myself to name them for better understanding of how they work.

Player 2 has the lowest stats out of all the paid cars. Though he may have high control, so do literally all of them.

The only thing that makes Player 1 better than Player 2, is that he's free. Though he may lack speed he makes up for it in break and control, which is essential for a game like this.

Player 3 is, as his given name implies, very middleground. He can do things and do them well, but don't expect him to be anything better than the average joe.

Player 4 is a behemoth. He boasts the highest brake stat in the game, as well as the highest stat of all the characters for that matter. But what he has in braking power, he gives up in recoverability. With his, though higher than most, but still pitiful acceleration, he wont be jumping many gaps anytime soon.

In number one, you have the very definition of peak perfection... Player 5. Player 5 is the Goldilocks of Stunts Contest Police Car. He doesn't have extreme highs like Player 4, or extreme lows like Player 1, but what he has instead is a pristine mix of both speed and brake (with some nice control to garnish ontop.) He truly is peak performance.

Thank you for reading!