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[Verse 1]
Saw a dev post once, didn’t read a thing,
But I sensed censorship — and now I must sing!
"Immersion is dying!" I yell in dismay,
While ignoring the part where they said what they’ll change.

Did I click the blog? No, that’s for fools.
I’d rather light fires in Reddit and drool.
Something about nudity? Dismemberment?
I don’t know the details — I just hit repeat!

[Chorus]
🎶 The update ain’t out, but I’m throwing a fit,
Crafting conspiracy, post by post, bit by bit.
Didn’t read the highlights, ignored all the pins,
But I’m leading the charge with my half-baked sins.
Steam’s ablaze, Discord’s on fire,
Fueled by my keyboard warrior desire.
If common sense knocks, I won’t let it in —
'Cause reacting too soon is how I win! 🎶

[Verse 2]
The devs said, “Consoles need tweaks here and there—
Some texture swaps, not some censorship streak.
Just softening clues so they don’t scream loud,
But the story’s intact if you think it out.”
But I skipped that paragraph and closed the book.

Some tweaks hit all — like the gore and nudity,
But I saw “content change” and went aflame.
Skipped all the facts, left reason behind.
Just shouted, “They’re gutting my gritty belief!”
I just want my trauma simulator in bloom!

[Chorus]
🎶 The update ain’t live, but the rage is real,
Cranked to eleven with that “stolen feel.”
Don’t tell me nuance, don’t show me facts,
I’m already deep in my outrage tracks.
Even if the game ends up the same,
I’ll still cry foul and assign some blame.
'Cause I’m not here for rational takes —
I’m here for drama and internet quakes! 🎶

[Bridge]
“I don’t care what they said…
I just know they’re caving.
Sure, they mentioned console rules and regional guidelines…
But that sounds like propaganda for not letting me ogle polygon corpses in peace.”

[Final Chorus]
🎶 The update ain’t out, but my blood runs hot,
Crafted six posts about a thing it’s not.
Who needs context when you’ve got fear?
Let’s all riot now — clarity’s near!
When the update drops and it’s barely a blip,
I’ll pretend I was joking — classic flip.
'Cause reading is hard, and yelling is free,
And misinformation’s the game for me! 🎶

[Outro]
No patch… no facts… but I’m mad just the same...
Another day… another outrage game…

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