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🏆 Guide: How to Get a Girlfriend for HOI4 Gamers

By stepa2k

Step 1: Uninstall the Game

Open Steam.
Right-click HOI4 → "Uninstall."

Bonus: minus 200 hours of AFK, plus actual life time

Step 2: Take a Shower

Use soap, shampoo, deodorant.
A clean look = +100 to attractiveness.
Remember: scent is your weapon of mass seduction.

Step 3: Hit the Gym

Start small: treadmill, basic exercises.
Make a workout plan or get a trainer.
Results in 1–2 months. Stay strong.

Step 4: The Hardest Part — Walk Up to a Girl

Don’t overthink it. Just go.
Everyone’s nervous, even her.
Just don’t look like a strategic disaster.

Step 5: Start a Conversation

Yes, just say something normal:

“Hey, do you come here often?”
“Nice shirt, is that from [movie/band]?”
“I’m training so I stop playing HOI4 for 8 hours a day… it’s working.”

Step 6: Ask Her Out

“Wanna grab a coffee/movie/walk sometime?”
Don’t jump to "Be my wife, I deleted HOI4 for you." Chill.

The Result:

New lifestyle
Better health
Social skills leveled up
Chance of love — unlocked

Award

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Category: Achievements, Co-op, Secrets

Languages: English

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A HOI4 Player 6 Oct @ 4:34pm

A HOI4 player never gives up HOI4!

Robert's Relaxed Gaming 6 Oct @ 12:51am

It's much easier:
1st - choose your favorite girlfriend (higher intellect and hotness)
2nd - go to her and say: I like you, for your future, do you want smart or stupid kids?
3rd - don't make kid's with her, just train
4th - start with 1st again

5th - never give up Hoi4 or anything else!!!