first begin with this path. it's important that it is in the center of the grid, so copy exactly how it is in mine.
(i'm so sorry it isn't centered but there was nothing i could do)

once your path is confirmed, put omni-blasters in the 4 corners.

if you are playing on easy or medium, follow these instructions.

when you have the money, place the omni-blasters in this order.

if you're playing on hard mode, exit the game and turn on medium. i've tried for an hour and a half to make this work and there's just no way. comment if you find a solution to that...

now that you have all of your omni-blasters, it's time to upgrade them.

BUT WAIT!
there is evil among us. and it takes the form of an agent duck.
this duck has killed my toast% because i keep forgetting about it

if you do not put a water sniper in medium mode before round 10, you will lose 40% of your toast.
it doesn't look very nice
so put in a sniper asap in phase 2
:)

anyway
upgrade your omni-blasters in this order:



the position of the sniper doesn't really matter.
but by the end of phase 2, you should have enough breadcrumbs to delete the water sniper and put it in the top left corner instead (and upgrade it).

this is the longest part of the guide.

surrounding the path, there is gonna be a pattern. it goes:

water balloon launcher, hot sauce splotcher, water balloon launcher, honey-o-matic

very complex (/s)


work your way up the path using this pattern


in my experience, i like to stop by the toast like done in the picture, then work my way around the bottom

stop the pattern where i stopped here, above and below the toast.

phase 3 is complete!

wow after all the brainpower we used in the last phase, we need a break.

phase 4 is simple: upgrade everything you put down.
no specific order is needed.

now it's time to surround everything in a thin layer of water guns.

upgrade your water guns

every blank space should be filled with water snipers.

wow it's the final phase already!

it's time to upgrade all of your water snipers!



the final step is to make sure you actually upgraded everything.
for me, i just spam click over every weapon.
sometimes you get lucky and find one you haven't upgraded!


in easy mode, you are finished building by around wave 40, and will go on to live hopefully forever
in medium mode, you are finished building by around wave 52, and will go on to live hopefully forever
in hard mode, you are finished building by around wave 14 (you're dead)




thank you so much for using this guide! if you liked it, let me know in the comments!
i would love advice and criticism.