Becoming a one percenter in Avalon can be a real pain. From finite quests to bandit respawn rates, money can be tight for the average adventurer. But you are no average adventure, you want greater things. Lavish things like high-tier armor, weapons, housing, and nice furniture are just a step away if only you knew how to get there without actually playing the game normally! Well, my friend, have I got the method for you!

STEP 1.

To start you on your way to ultimate cheese-based wealth. Start by getting your broke ass out of jail. Once you do that, get a summoning spell, it does not matter which one, really, but the wolf call is the most efficient mana-wise.

STEP 2.

This step is the hardest, as it requires you to speak to a woman. Daunting, I know, but i believe in you! Walk over to the horn of the south, turn right at the gate, and speak to Órlaith the merchant. She will give you the quest to blow up an entrance to an ancient tomb. Follow these steps till you meet a funny chef man with a strange request, follow his instructions, and you will be rewarded with the strongest spell in the game, bar none. Rumpolt's Revenge.

STEP 3.
The spell you have gathered previously is the golden goose of this whole operation. With it, you can turn creatures into cheese. 20 pieces of cheese to be precise. This can be any creature. ANY CREATURE. INCLUDING SUMMONED ONES! So, to start, place a bonfire. Summon a creature. Turn the creature into cheese.

Grab the cheese.


Put cheese into all three cooking slots and create the cheese ball of doom recipe. Use the make many button to create bulk amounts. Sell cheese balls of doom. Repeat.

STEP 4. Begin optimizing.

(Disclaimer: while this part is not required for the method listed before to function, I recommend using it as it can help speed up the money flow process.)
WHAT ARE THE 2 THINGS A TRUE ENTREPRENEUR NEEDS?:

• PRACTICALITY: specifically 2 - 5 points in the crafting section of the practicality skill tree in order to get at least a single rank in the skill side dish mastery, which will increase your cheese ball output by about 1.7x.
  
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• SPIRITUALITY: This is mostly optional, but having low mana and slow regen will hurt your bottom line, so make sure to put some points into this to grease the wheels.

HATER ALERT WARNING!: Do not use the method near the layman, as they will become offended by your cheese maxing efforts and attempt to disrupt your grind!
AKA
(For some reason, NPCs become defensive and start walking towards you in a half-hostile state. they won't attack you, but could become hostile if they get in the way of the cheese spell, as this counts as an attack.)

Now you have the tools to get what you are owed in life. a true stud.

However,

the most important step is this:

STEP 5. Love and take care of yourself. You are worth it.