Cheers!

This will disable poorly configured HRTF (spatial sound technology, don't worry, it won't disable the spatial sound entirely) and the game will sound crystal clear, just like the classics.

Cmon, it's like less than minute to go and test. This teensy config file definitely isn't capable of stealing your personal data and whatnot :)

maybe give a little more detail about what this is for and what exactly you did there, not sure if it's a joke or...??