STRAFTAT

STRAFTAT

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THE COMPLETELY USELESS GUIDE TO STRAFTAT
By tekkyyo
A masterclass in movement, screaming, and dying creatively.

🧠 WHAT IS STRAFTAT?

It’s a game. Allegedly.

Imagine Quake had a baby with GMod in a microwave, and that baby only listened to breakcore and yelled “ABOUBI” every 6 seconds. That’s Straftat.
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🧍 WHO IS ABOUBI?
No one knows.

Some say Aboubi is the final boss, while others believe Aboubi is already inside us.
🕹️ HOW TO START (YOU WON’T BE READY)
  • STEPS:
    1- Open STRAFTAT.
    2- Regret everything.
    3- Jump into a match without reading anything.
    4- Slide uncontrollably into your own death.
    5- Repeat steps 2–4 until enlightenment or nausea.
⚙️ GAME MECHANICS (LIES)
  • Sliding: Infinite. Unnecessary. Mandatory.
  • Wallbouncing: Because physics is just a suggestion.
  • Screaming: Local chat, global panic.
  • Hats: The real meta. If your drip is off, don’t even queue.
🔫 WEAPONS (aka CHAOS LAUNCHERS)
Every gun in Straftat feels like it was made on a dare.
  • Some shoot bullets.
  • Some shoot noise.
  • One definitely shoots regret.
You will never fully understand what you're holding.
Just point, click, and pray it doesn’t backfire into another dimension.

Remember: balance is a myth, recoil is a lie, and damage is emotional.
🗺️ MAPS: WHERE THE LAWS OF SPACE GO TO DIE
In STRAFTAT, maps aren’t just locations , they’re fever dreams with collision boxes.

You don’t "learn" the maps. You survive them. Maybe.

Maps in STRAFTAT don’t follow traditional design. They follow vibes.
You’re not fighting your opponent — you’re fighting architecture.
🥇 HOW TO WIN
You don’t.
You just survive more stylishly than the others.
📈 PRO STRATS FOR LOSING WITH STYLE
  • Move sideways. Always. Even emotionally.
  • If your ping is under 300, you’re not playing STRAFTAT right.
  • Never aim. Just feel. Let the bullet curve find you.
🎁 SECRET FOR COOL PLAYERS ONLY
In chat, type:

/aboubi_summon_protocol

It does nothing. But people will think you're onto something.
💬 CLOSING THOUGHTS
Every kill is a statement. Every death is a dance.
This isn't about K/D ratio — this is about chaotic expression through digital suffering.

You don’t win in Straftat.
You participate.
You adapt.
You slide headfirst into a wall and thank the map designer for the opportunity.

Welcome to the suffering. We have hats.

And remember:

> Playing well is optional. Playing with style is mandatory.
19 Comments
Broozki 30 Aug @ 8:32pm 
Sounds so ai generated
Ksarper 25 Aug @ 3:12am 
ai shit
your neighbor phil 23 Aug @ 6:53pm 
/aboubi_summon_protocol
Hattsy 12 Aug @ 12:10pm 
This deadass reads like a ssethtzeentach video script and I love it. I can hear it in his voice
mustard 11 Aug @ 11:01am 
/aboubi_summon_protocol
haste gaming 5 Aug @ 12:35pm 
/aboubi_summon_protocol
Pregnant Woman Lover 30 Jul @ 1:38am 
Praise
J 27 Jul @ 7:21am 
This is 100% AI slop
Plam_Plam! 26 Jul @ 6:47am 
ai slop
APEGORILLADAWNG 26 Jul @ 4:56am 
great guide