• 1 kg (2.2 lbs) chicken wings (freshly extracted from patriotic poultry)
  
• 2 tbsp olive oil (pressed by unpaid interns on Liberty IX)
  
• 1 tsp garlic powder (blessed by the Spice Priests of Super Earth)
  
• 1 tsp smoked paprika (collected from the ashes of burned Clanker scripts)
  
• ½ tsp black pepper (used for suppressive seasoning fire)
  
• 1 tsp salt (like the community after a Charger wipes the squad)
  
• ½ tsp chili flakes (Explodium-grade capsaicin)
  
• ½ cup hot sauce (Orbital Fire™ or Liber-Tears™ strongly recommended)
  
• 2 tbsp melted butter (churned mid-drop from a Hellpod™)

1. Pre-Mission Prep:
   Combine dry spices into your Spice of Liberation™. Stir while yelling “I'M WALKING!” to establish dominance.
   
   
2. Deploy Your Payload:
   Pat wings dry with the nearest Super Earth propaganda leaflet.
   Toss wings in olive oil and spice mix. Coat evenly – balance check required.
   
   
3. Choose Your Delivery Method:
   
   • Oven: Preheat to 220°C (425°F) – Standard planetary incineration.
     
   • Air Fryer: 200°C (390°F) for 25–30 mins – For stealth operations and calorie counters.
     
   • Grill: Flame-grilled for max democracy. Expect bug attacks.
   
   
4. Mid-Mission Flip:
   Turn halfway to ensure full-spectrum crisp. If you don’t, report to the Eye of Sauron for evaluation.
   
   
5. Prepare the Glaze of Justice:
   Melt butter, then stir in hot sauce. Unite them like Helldivers in orbit.
   
   
6. Liberate the Wings:
   Dunk, coat, and toss until every wing is drenched in justice. Resistance is futile. Sauce is mandatory.
   
   
7. Serve Hot:
   Side with celery if you're feeling pacifist. Best paired with a cold Liber-tea™ or Freedom Fuel™.

• Democracy BBQ Wings: Sweet, smoky, and civilian-friendly. Ideal for co-op with newer recruits.
  
• Fire Support Wings: Add ghost pepper or Carolina Reaper. Results may require med evac.
  
• Snowball Wings: Ranch drizzle. Emotionally cold – like an Automaton love letter.
  
• Clanker Crust™ Wings: Crushed chip coating. Tactile crunch. Makes bots short-circuit in envy.

Q: Can I make these vegan?
A: Not unless you're ready to face tribunal charges for treason AND flavor sabotage.

Q: My wings turned out dry.
A: You didn’t use enough democracy. Try yelling louder next time.

Q: Can I dip them in mayo?
A: You may dip into the nearest volcano instead.

Q: Is that actual Explodium™?
A: Classified. Eat fast before it detonates.

These Democracy Wings deliver maximum flavor payload with minimum civilian casualties.
Morale will skyrocket. Bugs will tremble. Automatons will short-circuit from envy.

Always shout “FOR DEMOCRACY!” before first bite.
Failure to comply will result in redeployment to Uranium-6 Kitchen Duty™.

Side effects include saluting, sweating, tongue-fire, and spontaneous liberation.

Every Steam Point funds new flame throwers, anti-bug spices, and orbital seasoning delivery platforms.
Support this operation or face wing ration cuts

FOR TASTE. FOR FREEDOM. FOR SUPER EARTH™.