Step 1. Feel the urge

Step 2. Locate bathroom (optional really)

Step 3. Unzip your pants (also optional if you have diaper or a little freaky)

Step 4. Release the golden river

Step 5. Practice writing while you're emptying bladder, like writing a 700 word essay with your liquids, or your name.

Step 6. Finish up and shake so bladder is completely empty.

Step 7. Zip up.

Step 8. Wash your hands. This one is not optional, seriously.

Now you know how to properly answer nature's call.