Beat Speedrun Mode in one hour or less



This sounds harder than it actually is. The time is very generous. Knowing the mechanics of the game helps but even without knowing everything you can easily do this. I had a time of 47 minutes in the end without practicing any further than the workplace segment.

Beat Challenge- or Speedrun Mode with perfect hair



For this one you need to make sure you don't mess up Sam's hair after leaving his room in chapter Sam Awakens. You can mess up your hair by either falling down stairs, having liquid splashed on them, failing to avoid the old ladies in Sam Drives or getting hit by rockets in Sam Blasts. I recommend playing Challenge Mode for this to have an indicator of whether or not you failed.

Beat Challenge- or Speedrun Mode by breathing in a maximum of 35 times, and never fainting.


This achievement pops as soon as War sends you back to hell. It's not too difficult but you have to know a few things to make it work. First off, only breathe when being very close to passing out. Once Sam's face has the same color as Marge Simpsons' hair this is your indicator to take a long inhale and a somewhat long exhale. Exhaling too short is what made me fail most often. If you don't exhale for long enough Sam's face will turn violet instead of blue the next time he needs oxygen and then you have to breathe twice instead of once to make him regain his original face color. Also make sure you know when a chapter ends since a chapter switch resets Sam's need for oxygen. This way you can decide easier whether you really need to breathe or you can simply wait for the end of the chapter to not waste a breath. I recommend playing Challenge Mode for this to have an indicator of whether or not you failed.

Beat Challenge- or Speedrun mode without going limp or doing the splits (except you know when)


Probably the hardest of the Last Tuesday Edition achievements. To earn this you have to make sure to never use the same leg twice while walking and remain posture up until you fight Satan. You remain posture the same way you stand up in chapter Sam Awakens. If playing on a controller it lets you know when to check your posture by vibrating. Check your posture every once in a while regardless of it vibrating or not to not mess up by not reacting to the vibration in time since it resets the posture timer too. I recommend playing Challenge Mode for this to have an indicator of whether or not you failed.

Dye your hair bean brown



In chapter Sam Awakens before leaving your house you have the option to drink some coffee. Take a coffee and fail the quicktime event. Sam will splash the coffee over his head and dye his hair with it. This will unlock the achievement.

Dye your hair Liphidium Green



In chapter Sam Works when you have to splash water over the control panel to escape fail the quicktime event at the water dispenser. This makes Sam splash the water over his head. Then walk into the Liphidium cloud past the door with wet hair to unlock this achievement.

Dye your hair cosmic brown



This achievement is threefold. Firstly, you need to make sure not to waste all coffee in chapter Sam Awakens. The coffee machine only has three charges and you need to have one additional charge for later on. Secondly, you have to dye your hair Liphidium Green in chapter Sam Works. Finally, at the beginning of chapter Sam Dies. Again. you have to use the coffee machine in Sam's home again. Fail the quicktime event when drinking and Sam will spash the coffee over his head and the achivement will unlock.

Simultanously rock perfect hair and a bloody face



At the very beginning in chapter Sam Awakens before the bathroom sequence. Pass out five times by exhaling. This will make Sam's face bloody. Then do the bathroom sequence. Sam's face will remain bloody even after the shower. Leave the room and when entering the hallway Sam's hair will be perfect and the achievement will pop.