Hold W (Forwards)

Hold S (Backwards)

Hold A (Left)

Hold D (Right)

Left Click

1) Use Right Click To Aim

2) Use Mouse

3) Use Aimbot

Master these techniques, and you'll be landing shots with ease

(Don't) Have a modder on your server

(Don't) Use cheats

(Don't) Waste money on submarines

Pro Tip for Getting Rich Faster: Spend loading screens contemplating the vastness of the universe or making a sandwich

1) Send them a kind, heartfelt message

2) Start a pointless, unwinnable war

3) Rage quit and pray the next lobby is better

4) Question your life choices up to this point

1) Honk your way to their heart

2) Follow a potential friend until they either shoot you or reluctantly wave back

3) Locate another lost soul AFK in Passive Mode and have a staring contest

4) Realize the best friends were the NPCs you ran over along the way

5) Accept that your most loyal companions are the cars you steal

1) Find a large, open space (optional)

2) Descend rapidly

3) Get shot by an Oppressor Mk2

4) Accept your fate

5) If you survive, congratulations. If not, see "How To Get Rich" (Step 1: Have modder on server for quick insurance payout)

1) Don't go to the strip club
or
2) Don't shoot up the strip club

If either of these options don't work for you, uninstall the game

Dood, is GTA, one does not simpley laws

1) Don't do anything ban worthy
or
2) Play story mode

If none of these options work, uninstall game