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Russian guide to vodka in Blockland

By Incredible Gassy and 1 collaborators

The KGB will never find out you used this guide, as my hack comrads are hiding ip from KGB

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Languages: Ukrainian

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26 Nov, 2014 @ 4:11am

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Guide Index

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Congratz Comrade!

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Step 1

You must go to local liqour store and purchase very fine vodka at high price, or KGB will track you down and make you count tree in Siberia

Step 2

Hide vodka somewhere KGB will never look for high price vodka, maybe in bathing tub or dish washer machine. KGB don't like water.

**BUT**
If KGB do find vodka, do not worry. KGB will only give ticket to you, and possibly sentence you to death by over-useage of vodka up the anus.

Step 3

If KGB do not find vodka in hiding box, you have successfully immigrated vodka into house and therefore you have vodka to drink, but it is not in game yet! Do not fear factory worker!

We can fix that with sparkplug and buttplug

Step 4

You must now send email to vlad putin, he will instantly know you want vodka in blockyland.
He will send hacker to your house to play with vodka and computering.

After he be done, pay fine with vodka.

Step 5

Launch blockyland and create new motherland, build yourself small russian shack for placement of vodka for everyone to see in glory of vlad putin.

Congratz Comrade!

You have now successfully immigrated vodka into blockyland, good work comrade

Now make motherland proud of giving birth of you from sinkhole

Vlad Putin is proud of effort