You want SEX.
You want it tactile. Personal. Breathy. With connection and skin. THE REAL DEAL....
we're talking vaginas here pal...


But alas...
You haven’t even held a hand in the last three presidential terms.

So here you are.
Reading a Steam Guide with a questionably erotic anime GIF of a girl lifting her panties as the thumbnail.

And I'm here to tell you:

You could've had it all. But then you main Spider-Man in Marvel Rivals.

Spider-Man ain't in gang, yall come solo queue and insta lock Spider-Man just to go 2-14, yeah swing into incoming traffic for me real quick buddy.


JUST DROP SPIDERMAN... And play a real respectable character like Mister Fantastic, because that guy doesn't just make love, he ♥♥♥♥♥. hard. Yeah, fantastic aint it fn?