A’golb Gub’ler
10% Merm DNA(At least that’s what the DNA test paid by the pigs said), Definitely Not Insecure, Founder of The Swamper, Member of the Mermfront, Merm Species Savior, Swamp Nationalist, Nothing I Say is Serious (Unless…?)
The Daily Liar

I’d like to start this essay/guide by thanking Matt Marsh and his felons fellows (such as dear Aaron Reedson, shoutout to him) for giving me a place in the Daily Liar. This is really valuable for me, as anti-establishment people, such as me, struggle to voice their opinions against those damned woke globalists that are trying to erase our traditional values. Today, I’ll be writing a guide on how to fight Them and their New Order and establish the Old Order of those good ol’ days. However, before we start, we need to answer a question…

A commonly asked question, despite sounding simple, it is quite tricky to answer it. Many of my fellows, when asked, might struggle to define who it is, however, I am here to answer it. Well, it is simple: The Globalists and their New Order. You might ask: “Who are the Globalists, and why are they trying to implement the New Order in the Constant?”. The Globalists, you see, are a group of beings who already hold significant power in the Constant, but want to take control of it and implement their dictatorship, and that is bad, because they want to destroy our traditional family values and replace them with their own degenerate one. “Cool, but what do they look like?” Well, those globalists are controlled by the (((Pig King))) and his mates. “So the globalists are the pigmen?” What? No! I’m just saying that SOME of them just so happen to be rich and powerful, which is weird, because they are not even natives to the Constant! How come 3% of the Constant controls everything and have their tentacles everywhere, with separate villages in every corner? Of course, I’m not saying that those nosey beings are evil, I’m just asking questions.
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Fig. 1- Have you ever thought about how he is so rich?

“What are these Globalists doing, exactly?” Glad you asked. Let me list some of the things they have put their dirty paws in:
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Fig. 2- Why are we not even a majority in our own biome?
The Great Replacement. Have you ever noticed that the Merms are becoming a minority in their own biome? Those webbers spiders are everywhere! We cannot even walk around without stepping on their webs! It's really funny when 13% of the marsh’s population accounts for 50% of the crimes in the Marsh. I mean, it is not a surprise when innocent merms are being brutally killed! There are literal no-go zones in the Marsh, where we get killed for instantly stepping on one of those zones, trust me! “How did this happen?” Well, I’m not someone who points fingers at others, but, according to some doubtful data I have, it seems that those webbers are being expelled from their lands by Them, and are conveniently settling in the Marsh. I’m not trying to insinuate anything, but it seems really funny how that is all happening so quickly.
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Fig. 3- Of course They deny it.
The decay of the Merm species. Although we are the true descendents of the glorious Ancient civilization- although They will tell you there is no proof of that-, we find ourselves in a miserable state. We once had a huge and amazing empire under our control! We had the most evolved technology in the entire Constant! We were respected back in the day! Look at us now: Poor, rundown villages, a minority everywhere, primitive just like certain species! But They will tell you we never had such glory in the past. Of course They deny it, because THEY KNOW what They did against us. They invaded us, destroyed our empire, and installed Their own. Since then, we have been oppressed by Those rootless cosmopolitans, left to rot in the lands that once used to be where our ancestors lived and made their glory. That’s why They are afraid of us waking up and rising up against Their injustices.
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Fig. 4- Barbarians. That’s what They are trying to hide from you!
The persecution of Merms. We, Merms, are continuously oppressed and persecuted constantwide. “Oh, but it only happened back in the day” No, it didn’t only happen back in the day; it’s still happening. Pig villages around the Constant kidnap and behead poor Merms to put their heads on stakes in the outskirts of their villages and eat their meat and drink their blood in some kind of twisted dark ritual, which is disgusting and outright criminal; we should never tolerate such attitude nowadays, but for some reason, I don’t see those filthy Survivors going after them, only after us. You know why? Exactly, they are being paid by the (((Pig King))), of course they won’t rebel against their overlords. They are even welcomed in their villages! I can’t take this anymore. We must do something against them, before they install their New Order. Thankfully, I know how…

Here’s what we, Merms, can do to fight these disgusting pigs and end their tyranny as soon as possible:
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Fig. 5- Look! The real truth about those pigs!
Spread the truth. These bastards might control every sort of media in the Constant, but They’ll never repress us! Share it with your friends and family! Everybody needs to be aware of what these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pigs are doing! Their reign of lies must end! If you see the image I have linked up here, which is definitely not propaganda, you’ll see why Pigs are evil! Share it with everyone! I had trouble trying to find this definitely not fake evidence of why pigs are bad, I hope I linked it right
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Fig. 6-Night of the Crystal, you could say.
Start guerilla movements. Gather your fellows to fight for this right cause! Attack their villages when they least expect; that is, at night, when they won’t be able to smell the raid miles away with their noses. Raid their houses, pillage them! I’d recommend enslaving some of them and putting them to work, as they are known for being lazy and complacent! Don’t leave a single house intact!
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Fig. 7- How to make a concentration camp.
Expand your extermination sprees. Raiding villages IS NOT ENOUGH. You need to not only destroy every single house inhabited by these disgraceful swines, kidnap them all and put them in concentration camps, where they’ll be exploited and slowly killed. “Oh, that is so brutal!” Who cares? They deserve it! These pinky bastards asked for it! Make the (((Pig King))), that fatman, pay for what he has done!
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Fig. 8- What an ideal village should look like.
With the piggers gone, you can now enjoy the land they once stole from you. Form colonies with only pure Merms, properly organized and structured, just like in the picture above. It is important to note that you should also, at this point, exterminate any impure Merm, as they will ruin your superior genetics with their inferior pig genes. You should also keep some of those living trash alive as serfs to do ALL the heavy work for us, Merms, who shouldn’t ever have to submit themselves to such lowly activities like farming. Make them pay for it!
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Fig. 9- Paradise.
Now, the final step. Those piggers are not the only inferior disgusting vermins in the Constant; everyone else also is, including those trashy Survivors. Develop advanced weaponry, which allows you to NUKE AND DESTROY all the other species, so ONLY the Merms will prevail. We’ll bring back the former days, and all the other species are our only obstacle! Even if we have to PERMANENTLY DAMAGE entire biomes, we’ll do it! I’d rather live in a WASTELAND than along with these LOW LIFE FRICKING SCUMS! I HATE THEM! I HATE THEM! KILL THEM ALL! KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks for reading my completely not unhinged guide. And again, I’d like to thank the Daily Liar for giving me a spot in their team. It is really hard nowadays to spread facts and logic with this paranoid Charliest media paid by the (((Pig King))) going after us and trying to censor us. Ha, you really can’t say anything without offending someone. We, the Maxwellist media, need to stand up against those maniacs who are trying to erase our traditional values.

I’d also like to conclude that I’m thankful that you have read this far! SHARE, LIKE AND FAVORITE this guide and FOLLOW ME for other guides owning the Globalists! I’d also like to promote my group Colonial Diner Studios for those Merms who are sick of having their values being attacked!
NOTE TO MYSELF: Include the tag “CAUTION:Irony” in case these dirty humans call me out for “hate speech”. I really gotta be careful when spreading propaganda.