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[Dacat's pharmaceuticals.] Volucris

Hello there user! Have you ever played barotruama and hated the fact that when your unarmed and have no means of defending yourself and you just get mawled to death by a pack of mudraptors? or maybe a person you don't like on board keeps hitting you over the head with a toy hammer and you've had it to here with them?

Well do I have the fix for you!

Dacat's Pharmaceuticals presents:
VOLUCRIS!

*(We hold no legal responsiblity for you or others instant detonation.)*

Volucris is made of 99% Unstable Urainium and 1% "Go F-" actually, lets just keep this family friendly, even though this is more likely to get rid of a family than be friends with it.

Volucris main design is to make your stomach ache better! by making you explode!
Think about it, you can fix anything by it just not being there! we also We didn't say this, but its a good last ditch effort to kill whatever is killing you, in the case you cant fight back with physical means, Just eat this candy stick and you'll explode violently!

So order now!
Buy your Volucris at your local City merchant or medical merchant! (Not craftable because people with a medical license would indeed not craft these. And it's only sold because people at cities or outposts, really just want you to leave.)

Remember! We at Dacat's Pharmaceuticals hold no responsibility for any injury or death caused by our products!

[This mod does not require anything and can be used in vanilla.]