Hugh S. Tate
Bachelor’s on How To Rizz Girls, Master’s on Scamming People With Memecoins, PhD on How To Trick People Into Believing You’re Actually An Expert (which stands for Philosophiae Doctor), and a PHD in my pants (which stands for Pretty Huge ♥♥♥♥, ladies)
Hustlers University

Don’t Starve Together. The perfect simulation of communism, where people try to live their “utopian” socialist lives and instead starve to death, which is quite ironic, considering that this game is owned by CCP shills Tencent. As a dedicated scientist who never gives up on his research, I have committed myself to study its fandom in excruciating detail, and figure out how to interact with them. I have broken the fandom into several parts, which might or might not overlap between each other, and dedicated entire paragraphs explaining each one of them, but first things first…

GENERAL ANALYSIS OF THE FANDOM
Let’s make a generic, quite shallow, analysis of this… odd fanbase. After spending countless hours studying this game, I can assure I have pretty much an addiction a doctorate on this, and I can say that: The fanbase is as rotten as the game. Of course, it shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone that a woke and communist game would have an equally woke and communist cult, full of the most undesirable scums on the face of the Earth -Twitter people-, but what calls my attention is that it’s a quite heterogeneous group, which is a surprise, because they are everything but hetero. Due to that particularity, I might split them into sub-groups (families) and then into their specifics (species), as although they are all woke, they are really distinct from each other, which quite sucks, because it’s harder for me to strawman generalize them.
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Fig. 1- Average DST fan.

2. FAMILY NUMBER 1- AMERICANUS
This family includes all species from the Americas (America, and the other Mexican countries).

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Fig. 2- An American showing off how smart and superior they are.
America… Truly the best country in the world. The American players of DST, despite the fact they play DST, are truly the people that I mostly trust and like as long as they are not DEMOcrats . Everything they have is massive: A massive group in DST ( not as massive as the low taperthose damn Chinese), a massive country, massive intelligence, and even massive sizes. Chances are that an American could be in this very room, it could be you, it could be me, it could be anyone! They don’t really have any distinctive traits; it is the lack of distinctive traits that makes someone able to tell apart an inhabitant from Freedomland from everyone else. At most, you could ask that person anything about trivia; after all, everybody knows ‘Muricans are the worst best at trivia, but I don’t really trust this method. Also, it looks like their politics are quite fuzzy right now, as the President Michael Jordan Rump Steak’s situation is insane and now he’s finally finished, so watch out for that.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: I consider them to be the most standard group. Not much to be done about them, as there isn’t that much to take into consideration, however, I strongly advise you to not ask them about their weight, principally politics or trivia. , unless you want to see those snowflakes having meltdowns or unable to answer quizzes because their too busy??? their gender!!!

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Fig. 3-This is where many Canadians come from, if you know what I mean.
Oh, 51st State Canada! The lovely neighbors of the North who are all aboot about being peaceful and sorry about everything… Or at least that’s what THEY want us to think. Little do we know aboot about what they did to the Indians but I respect the oil grind, ♥♥♥♥ those savages ! But that is not even the worst part aboot about them: They are WOKE! Those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ libtards have Indians (the other ones), Chinese, and gay marriage, and the worst of all, FRENCH “PEOPLE”! Anyways, those hosers losers love apologizing for everything; even if they get shot, they’ll apologize for being in front of the gun maybe to compensate for what they did in those schools . In general, nice people and similar to Americans, maybe because they are also part of America . It looks like the woke developers behind this DEI propaganda (Klei) are also Canadians, which proves all my points.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: They are, in general, chill, but if needed, say something like “hosers aboot ice hockey canuck bud, eh?” or whatever the ♥♥♥♥ that means in Canadian; I recommend studying Canadian language before talking to them. If they happen to be Klei staff, tell them “go woke, go broke” and that they’ll never see your mo- oh wait a minute-. If they happen to be from bootleg France Quebec, tell them to “omelette du fromage” themselves. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ those cheese eating surrender monkeys.

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Fig. 4-Never, but never tell a Latino you’re calling for some hielo.
Oh, tío. The Hispanics, also known as Latinos, Latin Americans, or just as Mexicans by Fox News, are a broad group of Spanish-speaking people from America (the continent). Due to their language, there tends to be a linguistic wall between them and Americans, although sometimes they cross that border and join American servers, often not knowing English. When that happens, they tend to be dislocated from the rest of the players or even kicked out back to Latino servers, unless there are others who also speak Chimichanga Spanish, and if so, they might use some slangs, such as “wey” (which means “dude”, ig), “jajaja” (their way to laugh), and many others that I forgot right now . Also, for some reason, they tend to be really horny and openly talk about sex, a completely unforgivable and sinful attitude, so that’s why they deserve to. As unbelievable as it might seem to us, but they do have differences from each other. No, it’s not on their cartels, it’s on their way to speak, so good luck trying to figure out those differences, ‘cause I don’t know either.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: Some would say to learn Spanish, but I’d say to make THEM learn English instead. How dare they! Anyways, if they happen to be speaking in Spanish, be sure that they are making fun of you and other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Also, if you happen to be a boludo, my sincere condolences to you.

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Fig. 5- What happens when you mention Brazil.
Yes, I am writing this on March 31st. Brazucas are an odd people; unique landscape, unique languages, unique culture, and unique politicians that defend a military dictatorship or tell the people ‘they have the right to not buy food’ during a time of inflation. It might sound crazy, but there’s not only Amazon and Rio de Janeiro, there’s also slums, Hollywood lied to you just like always, these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wokes. Brazilians have this weird phenomenon where they automatically spawn whenever someone mentions Brazil; one would say that happens due to the lack of Brazilian representation, but someone could say that they just want to drag more people to Brazil, that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hellscape, and yet, they say they despise mutts. Besides that, due to their often horrible English, they tend to isolate themselves from the ‘♥♥♥♥♥♥♥’ and always look for another Brazilian; if someone says BR, and another replies with ‘sim’, get ready for some Portuguese classes oh, you’re so Portuguese. If you happen to have a mod that adds the slot machine, hide it from a Brazilian at all costs; the betting houses’ crisis is still massive. Besides all this, they tend to be quite extroverted and welcoming, as long as you understand them and they understand you.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: I don’t know to which extent the Brazilian troll problem has been solved, but I wouldn’t bother myself that much. Just don’t speak Spanish to them.

FAMILY NUMBER 2- EUROPAE
This family includes all “civilized” “people” Europeans, from the woke West to the based East.

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Fig. 6- O’ bl’k’, wh’uh’ du’in’a? wh’uh’t’ t’uh’ pru’bl’uhm, ma’e?
The marvellous British. I mean, their history is as lovely and clean as their teeth, but we all love the Brits, amirite? Those who complain about their accent have never seen Danish people speaking like they are choking on a potato or, as the Brits would say, lah’k they ‘uh chuh’kiin’ on’ah po’a’oh’. Despite speaking what’s supposed to be English, they have some crucial differences to Americans, especially in their vocabulary. They also have a funny form of government, where part of the chamber is not even elected by the people and a royal family is still in power, so it’s logical that people see Brits as some exotic species. Their general attitude is quite snobbish and stoic, and they tend to use some funny orthography, but nonetheless, they can be easily confused with Americans, depending on how well they disguise their Bri’ishness. However, you can find out if they are a Brit if they have dirty secular ‘rational’ views on something, unlike Americans. Analyze that.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: It can be hard to deal with some of them, but once you get past their behaviour, they can be pretty nice people. Just don’t mention the troubles they had with the people they enslaved and colonised. Yes, I also meant the Irish. Also, avoid saying “wu’uh’ bo’uh’.” to one of them; that often leaves them buggered. Brazilians, be careful when you see a server marked as BR; some blokes have been using it instead of GB.

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Fig. 7-Russians talking aboutwhose elections should they rig next how based they are
I like Russians, because here there in Russia they don’t have woke like Gayrope Europe, and that based. WeThey also liberate Europe from fascism, and, as American, I respect that. Russians tend to be aggressive towards others, mainly because we they defend themselves from evil Westerners who don’t speak Russian and persecute them for not speaking English very well. They also are cold and sometimes nihilistic because Dostoevsky. Also, sometimes they are grifters, but it’s not their fault because their visor vision is always fogged up, and they did it accidentally. Anyone who says otherwise paid by Zelensky and uses NATO satellites to oppress free media like FA RT and Russophobic. Russians have lot of mods and custom servers, and chances are you have used one mod made by Russian. AHH NUUU CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: How they mostly don't speak English, careful when trying to talk with one, because you might not understand them. If they are grifters, tell him you’re part of brigade and you hate NATO; he will respect you. Don’t throw plastic cups at us them, because it kills, and no, they are not like Stalkers and they don’t live in Chernobyl. As bonus, here’s some cool phrases to say in Russian: “suka blyat”, “za povedu” ,“ya nenavizhu NATO”, “da zdravstuyet Putin”, “khochu peremen”, and many others.

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Fig. 8-1,53% of the population accounts for more than half of the unhingedness..
The Polska, along with Furries and Jews, are everywhere and are the ones who actually control the world. How come the vice-mayor of my city is Polish? Why is “Pole” a slang term for white people where I live? There are the sorts of questions we should be asking, and not “why every Pole is either racist or gay, or both?”. The same thing happens in DST; many mods are made by Poles, many maps are hosted by Poles, there is Polish food in DST, and many Poles are high-level Forge players. Weird, isn’t it? For some reason, many of them are gay, which is weird, considering one quarter of their country rightfully bans gays from existing and that is based. Also, many of them are racist, which is weird, because it’s just friendly fire; at least half of the N-words I’ve seen being thrown around were said by Poles. They also like to larp as Nazis or something, and again, I don’t need to explain why that’s weird. Their language is an absurdity, being written and said like a jackhammer just crushed their words and tongues. Polish people also tend to be pretty horny, just like the Hispanics, and maybe that’s because they are woke gay.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: Unless you want to disappear, don’t anger the Poles. I suggest you to invest in Eastern Poland, don’t mention anything remotely Russian, and don’t confront them about their weird behavior.

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Fig. 9- Recreation of the incident.
Yes, the number was intentional. I’ve met a normal looking merman and a fairly modest German, but I never expected to find an actual Nazi German doing a swastika in DST.(Check out my recreation of the incident). Yeah, so what, he was friends with a groomer, but it doesn’t really matter. Quite cynical and honest people, and an English so good, but so good, that not even native speakers beat it. The stereotypes that we have of Germans sounding and being rude are totally bogus; they are quite nice and their language isn’t that bad. For some reason, they also have an unusual amount of furries, which is funny, because Germany is one of the wealthiest nations in Europe… Besides furries, they also have a lot of Yugoslavs Balkans people and Turks who proudly argue about how their country was the victim and all the genocides they committed were actually justified, despite the fact they live in a plattenbau in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dresden. They also have a lot of cool songs, and, hmm… What else… We also rigged their elections!
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: Not much to deal with; their cynicism and ‘coldness’ can be quite hard to deal with. If they are from the Balkans, don’t tell them the obvious fact that they are not true nationalists; if they are ethnic Germans, don’t mention the Holocaust Greek. It’s not the debt; the krauts are still sauer sour that they lost the philosophy soccer match to Greece.

FAMILY NUMBER 3- ASIATICUS
This family includes part of Asia, because it’s too big that’s what she said. No, weebs, Asia isn’t only Japan and South Korea, there are another 40 countries there too.

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Fig. 10- Their honest opinion.
No, Turks, I don’t care that you guys are also in Europe. Anyways, the karabogas Turks, despite being extremely nationalist and never losing the chance to deny the Armenian genocide, chances are that 9 out of 10 ‘nationalist Turks’ are somewhere in Germany and only go to Turkey to vote for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Erdogan (who’s barely Turkish) again; I mean, considering the state of the country, it is understandable… As i was saying, you can easily identify a Turk if they happen to 1) use the ‘ı’ instead of ’i’; 2) have a peculiar English, or 3) deny anything that happened during the years of 1915 and 1917, or even the things that happened with the PKK or in Southeast Turkey during the 30’s. They too are extremely based religious, although they follow the wrong religion, and tend to be quite reserved-at least in the game; as far as I have noticed, in real life, some of them tend to be quite fanatical about politics, as evidenced by the lovable Piker family and its most known offspring, HasanAbi. I mean, he could have said “Armenia deserved the genocide, dude” ,it could be worse.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: All the interactions I’ve had with Turks were, at least, enjoyable. However, I can’t say the same thing once you mention certain topics that are… quite hard for them to address; there’s nothing much to say besides ‘be nice’.

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Fig. 11- The great Chinese. So many of them!
The Red Sun! There’s no other group as big as the Chinese in DST besides gays, a clear sign that this game is pro-communist and against the familiar traditional values. I am surprised that this game doesn’t ban me whenever I mention the 3 T’s and 2 C’s like in Genshin Impact, but I won’t be the one to complain. The Hans might be mostly quiet and peaceful, practically avoiding conflict, but don’t let yourself be fooled- You never know when they’ll sell themselves for 50 cents. These potential CCP shills have overtaken us Westerners when it comes to mods and custom gamemodes; just like in real life. I mean, they make full-blown MMORPGs while we do furry gay RPs. Despite all this, you’ll have a hard time trying to find one of them in Western servers, as many Chinese don’t know American English, mostly because of their isolationist status. Another sign that the West has fallen and we, as Americans, should definitely tariff other countries, trust me.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: The Chinese will pretty much avoid contact with Westerners, so let them be. They also don’t like to talk about “politics”, so don’t spam buzzwords like ‘Tiananmen 1989’ to see if the Chinese users will be taken down by CCP. Not like I have tried it.Also, don’t mistake them for the capitalist ChineseTaiwanese and the wannabe capitalist Chinese Hongkongese; these know English and can criticize Xi Jinping. For now.

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Fig. 12- Hear me out... What a shame...
A cheap ripoff of Better KoreaA wonderful and tech-savvy country, Samsunghangug Daehanmingug is home to tech companies, mangas manhwas, video games, and DST players that are addicted to video games and manhwas. Do you doubt me? Log into a Forge server and check how many Koreans are there, or even search in Steam Workshop for ‘webtoon/manhwa’ and check how many mods are there. Most people know them for the ‘kek’ laugh, but not as many people know them for being virgins who knew that dedicating your life to tech companies instead of God would go horribly bad and having based dubious views on gays although they love a gae and women; I kid you not, refusing to give up seats for pregnant women is a thing there ,and they still wonder why nobody has kids nowadays. They might be smart, but I just think their neighbors are a better option; their leader votes for their own people, and nobody is trying to do the worst coup d’État ever seen before.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: They might tend to be isolationists, but unlike the Reds, they know English. Also, if you need a hand on beating Forge, Koreans are the better option to pick if you had to choose who would help you. They are quite sympathetic, but I wouldn’t risk to mention anything woke like women. Whatever you do, do not say that they play pai gow; definitely because it’s a Chinese game, and trust me, that is the only reason.

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Fig. 13- Do they, though?
The Nihongo are quite known for their mangas and animes, which were targets of Christian rise ups against their demonic influence on kids in the 90’s and 2000’s, resulting in a lot of Yu-Gi-Oh decks being burnt and kids being sad, although now it’s trendy to be a loser an otaku. Anyways, they also have a significant community in this game, which is not really different from Chinese and South Koreans, despite these communities hating each other; you see, just like the Chinese, they are isolationist and have unnecessarily complicated writing systems, and just like the Koreans, they are addicts to video games and manhwas mangas. However, they do have their own characteristics: They deny everything that might have happened in the 40’s and the chances of a ‘Japanese nationalist’ being actually a British 30-year-old grown ass man are unusually high. In case you suspect someone is larping as a Japanese, ask them what happened in 1937 and what a kanji is-trust me, you’ll definitely find out pretty quickly.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: Pretty much like the Chinese, they’ll mostly not know English, so let them be; if you are a Westerner like me, act normal and don’t treat them like a character from an anime or anything. If you are Chinese or South Korean, do not mention your nationality. If you are a minor… Well, you got it. Despite that, they are pretty nice.

FAMILY NUMBER 4- OCEANUS
This family includes Australia Oceania and Southern China Southeast Asia. I mean, they are pretty much the leftovers of the world, I guess.

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Fig. 14- Not even the game can get this language.
The Viets, at first glance, might just look like second-brand Chinese, and that’s because they are; their language shares a lot of traits with Chinese, and they are also a dirty Communist regime. However, there are more differences than you think, which will be essential to identify and interact with them. First off, their alphabet is just like yours, but they seem to like putting every diacritic known to man on a single damn letter, so it’s impossible to confuse it with Chinese; second off, trigger warning for the libs they call the Vietnam War the “War of America” or anything like that, so watch out for that; third off, they really like anime mods and mods that turn into something MMORPG-esque like Economics and Achievements; fourth off, they have a ton of custom servers, often ones with mods that I already mentioned. I am not sure of the veracity of such claims, but they might also be really good at math and many of them tend to own hair salons there in the US. No, this isn’t a joke.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: Just like the Chinese, many of them tend to be isolated from the rest of the fandom due to language barriers, but some of them can easily breach into other servers, and you might not even notice it. As to their behavior, they can be either nice or hostile towards others, so whatever. Just don’t laugh at their currency’ name or talk about the nine dashes, if you know what I mean.Unneeded to say, but don’t call them Chinese.

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Fig. 15- Thais really love their government’s efforts of making a propaganda rap.
Thailand, land of the funny alphabet, funny twins, funny expensive and overrated ice creams sold by hipster kiosks, and funny royal families that do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and yet can sentence someone for literally millions of years in jail. Regardless, Thais are a quite big community in DST, although they might not be as visible as other groups. They are, in general, pretty much terminally online, although their internet is constantly censored monitored by their government, who they love a lot for arresting people for liking and sharing posts about certain topics regarding coups, insurgencies or some shady events. They can also be identified for saying “5555”- Their own way to laugh. Thais, in their majority, are Buddhists, although their leaders don’t really follow the Dharma and their monks like the blue sky a bit too much, if you know what I mean. Quite unrelated, but they seem to be on some tennis court oath, so watch out for eventual Bastilles and guillotines. The Revolution was woke, imo
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: I haven’t been able to track record of their attitude and behavior as much as other groups, but I could note down some of these characteristics I have mentioned prior. For some reason, they don’t seem to like Dead Kennedys’s “Holiday in Cambodia”, for some reason; I mean, wasn’t the whole temple thing a hoax? I guess that, when it comes to general behavior, they have some thais to the Vietnamese's attitude.

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Fig. 16- Ay, mate!
The people from the Land Down Under might be gentle and rational, but everything else in their country should be kept away from the rest of the world, especially their animals, which are all weird-looking and possibly lethal, and their government, which is equally weird-looking and lethal- Just ask to any Aboriginal, East Timorese or West Papuan that they’ll agree. Despite their obsession with oil and charcoal, and the fact they’ll rather firebomb a Youtuber’s house than to investigate the shady deals some government officials might be engaging in, the Aussies are often at work oh my god, this is such a horrible pun, or at game, enjoying themselves. The only problem I see is that they also have a lot of Chinese What am I telling you? Huh? Look out for them. due to Australia’s relation with China, although I haven’t seen one during my research. They might be famous because of the Outback- no, not the expensive BBQ franchise, I mean the region-, but truth is that the majority of them either live in Victoria or New South Wales.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: Not much to be done if they are a normal Australian. If said Aussie is part of the government, do not mention anything regarding ‘sensitive national topics’ or else you might be sued or even almost killed for bringing up the government’s ties with the Indonesians in the ethnic cleansing campaigns in East Timor and West Papua.

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Fig. 17- A true New Zealander.
Seriously, what’s the difference? C’mon, what’s their whole point? They are just Australians, but more woke seriously, they were the first country to give women the power to vote. That's so woke .Even their flag is almost the same; don’t tell me that you have never confused their flag with Australia’s one. In spite of that, New Zealanders do have their own quirks, like the Maoris, the kiwis, and the sheeples, a lot of sheeples. There are so many sheeples that, if you ever have the chance to play with one- which will be hard, as they have the opposite timezone to us-, it’s pretty likely they are either a sheep, or a sheep lover. There’s also a slight chance that a Kiwi might have their internet cut off due to the Power Rangers fighting with Megazords in the middle of the city. Unlike their neighbors, they don’t have weird animals or a weird government, just nice and respectful people. Although they are too liberal for me, blargh.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: Not much is needed to deal and/or appease them. They are not really different from Australians in certain aspects, however, do not mention this fact to them, or else they’ll get really angry and send their kiwis to invade your country. Identifying a Zellie might be difficult, but here’s a foolproof method: Give them a One True Earring, and see if they’ll go on a journey to destroy it. If so, steal it before they start a multi-million trilogy.

FAMILY NUMBER 5- LIBERALIS
This family comprises damned liberals pretty much everyone who have taken over the game. That’s why we need to make DST great again.

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Fig. 18- Wait, a playlist?
A friend of mine once said “Everyone in DST is either gay or atheist”, and I couldn’t agree more with that saying. Pretty much everyone on this fandom is part of the rainbow people, except, of course, for me, the straightest guy ever seen; I’m so straight that I have gone to Hustlers University and even personally met its great founder, The Top G. The prevalence of rainbow people on this game can be explained by the fact that Steam is already plagued by them, which, in their turn, can be explained by the fact that ‘they are expressing what they can’t express in real life’, but considering what I’ve seen, I think you should keep it hidden. Anyways, some people might say that calling all the LGBT+ ‘gay’ is generalizing, but I don't care. I haven’t seen servers ‘for gays’ like servers ‘for Chinese’, which is odd -Now that I think of it, I don’t think it’s needed anyways.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: Sadly, the majority of them are chill people, and not the SJWs on those compilations that I love to watch, so you won’t have that much of a problem, although there are exceptions. Also, the gays tend to be more concentrated in certain groups, in special Poles and Northern Europeans, and I wonder why. If certain rumors regarding me start to run around, I swear I don’t know anything about it, and everything was plotted against me. Anyways, they might be chill, but I hope they’ll find God one day.

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Fig. 19- Average atheist according to my beloved Top G
These filthy atheists are everywhere. They have been trying to push their gay space atheist communism everywhere, and unfortunately, DST has been taken over by them. However, we won’t let them advance any more; bishops will always be bishops! Before going to the battlefield, we must understand how they look and how they are. You see, the atheists are divided in 3 categories: The ‘non-religious’, which do not have a single clue about religion and are the majority of them; the agnostics, which can’t decide if they believe in God or not; and the atheists, which spend all their days on Reddit, lying to themselves that there is no God. Thankfully, we do have an icon of Christian resistance, and that is Maxwell; Maxwell is the perfect encapsulation of the traditional values of Western society, and its fight against the woke SJW liberal Democrats that are trying to promote universal health care, atheism, cross-dressing lumberjacks, and circumcision on our kids.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: They might look normal, but don’t fall for it. Behind a mask of ‘nice guy’, there is a war criminal wanting to sin and challenge God. To see if they are truly atheist, ask them what they think of God. If they answer anything but “Our Savior and Shepherd”, tell them they’ll burn in hell, build a cross in the server and tell them God loves them. It never fails.

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Fig. 20- All those marked in red are furries. They definitely don’t control Steam.
Furries. As I have mentioned prior, they also make part of the cabal that controls the world behind the cons and the curtains. I have never seen a broke furry, have you? Many of them infiltrated the STEM scene in the late 80’s and early 90’s and, with that, they made a lot of money. Nowadays, you could say they hold a monopoly in the area, especially when it comes to IT and other internet-related things, and that’s where Steam comes in. Come on, have you never realized how many furries are on Steam? Consequently, they also come in bulk on DST, lurking in the dark, looking for innocent people to convert to their amazing perilous cult. They can hide their presence really well, but sometimes you can find them around, as long as you pay attention to the subtle signs: Some of the signs include a profile with a furry character, extra points if it is from a media enjoyed by furries; one of their favorite mods is either a furry character or a cosplay attire; they consume media often associated with furries, such as Pyrocynical and Helluva Boss; and like monosodium glutamate.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: They might be cute, but watch out. Just like Jehovah’s Witnesses, they are always looking for new members, with the difference being that they won’t go to Heaven. Be wary when you see one, and remember: Even if they aren’t all unhinged, always bat an eye when they try to convince you to play Webfishing.

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Fig. 21- Average roleplay server.
Where do I begin? This species is particularly interesting, as they are a mix of the last groups I have mentioned with theater kids and annoying 12-yr-old kids Aren’t they all the same?. I wasn’t able to trace back their origin, so it’s a mystery how a survival game became a hotspot for D&D wannabes Which, by the way, was made by Devil himself. As I was saying, roleplayers tend to flock in RP servers or even RP Steam groups, depending of the complexity of their organization, which often have a single theme/plotline created by the host himself, sometimes being RPs disconnected from each other, and sometimes 60% of the server does not give a ♥♥♥♥ to the RP, not because they don’t like it, but rather because they don’t know how to do it. Arguably, you could put city servers in this category, but I don’t think that simulating the management of a city is any close to pretending to be an inquisitor.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: As in the time of writing (more or less), the overwhelming majority of roleplayers consists of teenagers, so I’d suggest to avoid any contact with them, unless you are looking for some cupcakes, and I don’t mean it as in ‘roleplaying as someone who’s looking for cupcakes’. Depending on the roleplayer, it might be a piece of cupcake to talk with them without any problems. Also, if you happen to see some of them roleplaying, as tempting as it is to tell them they’ll burn in Hell, don’t do it.

FAMILY NUMBER 6- LUDUS
Here we have every group intrinsic to the game, and not to some group in real life. I mean, they are also weirdos, but I digress.

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Fig. 22- I’ve never seen that many people… 40%?
Vanilla, the most standard and boring flavor. And yet, when it comes to ice cream, there are people that still pick it, and with DST, it’s no different. All they want is to play the game as it was intended to be, not caring if the normal gameplay is still quite unbalanced and 90% of the players will never get to know the Ruins. Although there are vanillas who do use mods to spice up their gameplay, there are people who simply refuse to use any sorts of mods and play it raw. Yes, I know, it’s cool, but don’t you think you can go further than that? I see DST as a sort of ‘Minecraft’ when it comes to potential for other ways of playing it; even if it’s woke, it still has potential Damn you, Klei, for making me love this liberal game, you’ll pay for that! , believe me or not. As I was saying, these vanillas are either hardcore survivalists who build a megabase by day 50 or newbies who still don’t know how to craft a torch and die to Charlie on their first ever day, for 10 consecutive tries. There’s no in between.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: I can’t give you a one-size-fits-all solution to how to talk with vanillas 100% of the time 2025 updated, as they vary a lot; they could be survival experts straight out from a Bear Grylls episode, or someone who loses a 1v1 with a rabbit, or someone who seems to really hate outsiders like they’re Vikings rampaging their server, or even grifters who feel like Vikings rampaging your server. It 's all on you.

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Fig. 23- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tutels.
Right off the bat: They’re addicts. It doesn’t matter how much they deny it, they are addicts. There’s no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way someone with level 1000 on Forge isn’t hooked on it 24/7, and newsflash, there are people with levels higher than that. Those people not only know the entire stats of all items and mobs of the game, but they also have strategies (updated 2025) for every- and I mean every- custom gamemode and preset known to man in Forge. If they ever release a new gamemode, be sure that they’ll gather in order to come up with a strategy to beat it in less than 10 minutes, Guinness World Record style. You might be asking how I know this, and my answer will be that I’ve stuck to them for a while and I have even made it into their group (It’s a really secret group); yeah, I have grinded to level 150 and beyond, but I swear I’m not addicted, it’s just too good.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: Dealing with people who still play a minigame that hasn’t been updated by Klei since 2017 might sound hard, but it is that easy: Just don’t be a fool and make sure to give the Blacksmith Edge to the main tank, trust me. If they do anything, follow them. Also, if you are a man of God like me, I would recommend to avoid looking at the chat, as chances are that they are talking about such unholy things that even Satan is afraid of. And if a Korean (or a Russian sometimes) joins, relax and just trust them. Believe me.

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Fig. 24- The type of thing you make as a custom mapper.
“Custom mappers?”, you might be asking. Well, you see, there is a quite niche genre of people who make custom maps in DST, which can be either by mods or manually. The theme of such maps can vary a lot, and so do their quality. A map could be really well-worked, balanced and fun, although they are outnumbered by lazy maps or even maps made by people who think that “a lot of details=fun”, but trust me, they can be good. If you want to find a triple-A quality custom map, I suggest you venture through the Chinese DST, as they really get the job done, and believe me, you won’t regret it. It’s not like us Westerners can’t do the same; the only problem is that many of the groups dedicated to custom maps got a bit dedicated in wars with other groups, and ended up dying, however, if you are looking for a group that can take custom maps, I suggest you to go to CDS, trust me, this is not a paid advertisement so it’s all up to the Chinese, sadly. Just like in real life.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: The community is pretty much dead. It wouldn’t surprise anyone if low-quality maps, server wars, and 1 or 2 exposed for questionable behavior with kids would burn out a lot of people. In spite of that, there are still reminiscents who really would like to continue on the legacy, therefore we must unite ourselves, so the Custom Mapping community can rise again. It’s not paid advertising if I’m not being paid.

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Fig. 25- I still can’t take it seriously.
“Playable Pets kiddies” was a term coined by a fellow friend of mine (not the same one as the quotation one), and it is used to refer to teenagers who are quite hyperfixated on Playable Pets, Roblox and other related things and, for some reason, are supernaturally godforsaken annoying quite a nuisance to other people. When I say “quite a nuisance”, I really mean it; if you ever are unlucky enough to find one of them, you’ll quickly find out why I think they are prone to dox you over a player avatar on Dandy’s World. The mod is what they use to annoy and grift other people by going as some 8th dimension-alike mob and using its forbidden Cthulhu-esque powers to cause as much damage to human society as possible. As I briefly mentioned, they often have the same tastes shared by other equally insufferable annoying fandoms, such as Roblox, fatherless Dream, Fortnite, and many others.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM: Preferably, avoid them completely. In the best case, they might be okay to talk with, but you’ll soon witness their savage interactions with other fellow kiddies. Trust me, it is funny to watch them bickering with each other.Avoid their servers completely, unless you’re a sadomasochist, because not even those who might like to interact with kids would like to interact with them. Also, if you are a weak snowflake, mind that the chance of them throwing a racial slur or two is quite high.

CONCLUSION of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Well, my conclusion is that: You all need God in your hearts and life now. I’ve also concluded that, whoever read this until the end, is a sigma just like me.

Another conclusion is that, now that you’re here, I want to thank you for reading it, and I really would like you to LIKE, FAVORITE AND SHARE THIS GUIDE with other people to spread the truth to more people, and to follow me on Steam so WE can fight the leftist DEI wokeism together!1!1! I’d also like to promote my group Colonial Diner Studios; trust me, it’s a group only for the based true gamers out there, so check it out. By the way, I have been working on this memecoin called ETHANCOIN, as a competitor to Bitcoin; we’ll pump it TO THE EVEREST, so don’t lose it, because you’ll be thanking me once you buy your mansion in LA. My wallet’s name is CoinfidenceTrick, search it up once I give an update. And always remember…
The Deep State isn’t deeper than me.