If you ever want to be LAME, first you must find LAME. To find your inner LAME, first you must turn yourself into a Mixcraft 8 file. To do this, use the digitizer in the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. If you cannot find the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse then say the magic words "Miska, mooska, Mickey Mouse" and it should appear.

Before you digitize yourself, open mixcraft, but then tab out into your browser. Once inside your computer, pull down the search bar by swiping down in the air with your finger and search "freeconvert.com" Once on the website you must jump into the file drop. Note: freeconvert is the most reliable for this due to the large dropbox size, though other converters will work. If you have money you can also buy or subscribe to an even better converter. Once you're converted, follow the next step

Once you've become an mp3 you're gonna want to jump into the mixcraft tab. Make sure to apply default settings and drag yourself to an audio track. Once you're an audio track, you're gonna wanna press "Preferences" (the gear).

You gotta go down to "Plug-ins" and scroll down. Since you're in the computer you can scroll a lot further. Or jump, if you prefer that. Once at the veerrry bottom you'll find a button that says "Find LAME" press that

Once you press the button you should be transported to the LAME office. Find the manager room. Once there, knock in this pattern (ones = knocks zeros = rests) 1111-1-1-1--1111-1-1-1-11 After that, the counsil will let you in. Say onto them these words: "I am one of them" repeat this 5 times

The LAME counsil will turn you into a LAME. You are now LAME. Enjoy your new LAME life. And remember, not being LAME is very lame.