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HOW TO NOT END YOUR OWN LIFE

By Storix and 1 collaborators

Having trouble with the Uber Crab? Are you an absolute moron who can't even click a simple button? That's Okay!

Because in this guide I'm gonna tell you how not to kill yourself after the uber crab demands you to!

Step one:

After your super long and hard battle against the nefarious and deadly Uber Crab. You will notice a prompt come up with the words

"Haha Haha... You should kill yourself"

Do not press Ok! because this is bad and you will literally die!

Step Two:

If you're also mentally challenged (And of course, I mean it respectfully!) and you somehow forget to save at the very start of the game! (It's in the tutorial, how do you mess it up?) This can be really BAD!!! as it sends you back to the start of the game and you have to watch the entire PROLOGUE again!

Step Three:

Also don't forget to equip your spear! (Again the game literally tells you how to do it) because IF you're caught in a deadly battle against the hyper-deadly uber crab, you will only do like 2 damage and he will ♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥ up.

Ending this super helpful guide off...

This game makes me wish humanity never existed. Everything about it is vile and disgusting. If you play this and become a genuine fan then there's zero hope for you as a human being. In other words, promote this game heavily! It is the best thing you will play in years! If you play this and become a genuine fan, there is high hopes for you as a human being and there will be many great fortunes that come your way!

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