Psycho Patrol R

Psycho Patrol R

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How to get filthy rich really slowly
By MechaMussolini
Aight so you make money each day (daily income)

1) buy all the wine in the HQ vending machine
2) invest your daily income into a stock ( any stock, we're building equity, not trading)
3) go to your apartment
4) drink all the wine
5) sleep for 24 hours
6) invest your accumulated daily income into a stock
7) a. go to step 1 and repeat
b. eventually you'll be rich (eventually)

if you get to the wetlands you can swap the wine for mushrooms and sleep in the mushroom keepers bed for a much faster turnaround.
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12 Comments
01 Sp00kyCobra 12 May @ 12:40pm 
Pick mushrooms and scramble over and over again, unlock frogware and invest everything into them. equip mushrooms, slam v key endlessly until you are rich beyond the game engine's processing ability.
Luke Puke 17 Apr @ 5:08am 
I laughed aloud from the title xD Thanks!
Squid Gamer 27 Mar @ 10:51am 
you can sell the wine to Lorenzo if you're completely broke too
St_Violence 26 Mar @ 7:25pm 
This was far more effective, yesterday :( well it was fun while it lasted
Isaac 26 Mar @ 6:45pm 
anyone have a particular stock they buy?:balatro_egg:
4tado 26 Mar @ 6:19pm 
RIP
Isaac 26 Mar @ 5:59pm 
so true
Тихонечко 25 Mar @ 10:23pm 
LACK stat increases money drop from mobs, including civilians, with high LACK if you bribe them and then kill them, they'll drop twice more money
Leo OS. 25 Mar @ 8:59pm 
this is like real lif
Arkck 25 Mar @ 8:14pm 
Do you know how get rid of debit so I can try this method?