hello everybody! trollbreeder here, and i'll teach you how to be a pro and addicted at the most populair but not played map cp_steel
if your opinion doesn't meet these IGN classifications then it would get deleted
1. describe whats good and bad about the guide
2. dont overnumber your opionon (e.gg: best guide evar! 9999999999999/10)
3. dont be a hater (e.gg: sux ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 0/10)
4. dont post unfunny challenges (e.gg: find the C! AAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDAAAAAACA)
5. DONT EVER EVER EVER SAY THIS: the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bullshitiest guide i ever READED
6. dont swear

keep on searching & playing cp_steel servers, if you find a server that goes forever around steel, keep playing it
drink some cola so you get energy playing on the computer
fluff your best toys (e.gg your best teddy dog, your best youtube video (HOW CAN YOU EVEN DO THAT? btw TAGSEPTION), your best teddy bear)

keep raging on a teammate being a douche
(e.gg: GO TO POINT MOTHERF*CKING STUPID, IDIOT! GET ON DA POINT YO AFKER!)
dont ever ever ever be mlg aproved (e.gg: drink mountain dew, be a douche/troll, dont be member of mlg)
keep going on the point, if you keep dying, go to E instead, if they all go there, flank them back to the point you where capturing
help teammates (e.gg: give sandvich, keep attacking enemy, dont be a douche)
if you want to keep your flank plans secret, use U key instead, so you team chat
how it works: enemy sight: amateur: get to E! your side: (team chat) sandvich man: get to A, flank enemy!

the flank plank
primary: any flank weapon
secondary: BONK, pistol
mellee: sandman
taunt: batting a thousand
the docter from meet the medic
primary: crossbow
secondary: the fast restore
mellee: ubersaw
taunt: meet the medic
the dangerous, lunative relaxgineer/fat engineer/lazyneer
primary: any weapon
secondary: wrangler
mellee: gunslinger
taunt: rancho relaxo

plan always your plan in team chat
try to get the enemy off that point
SHOUT your lie (e.gg: going to B! see you there! *waits 5 minutes then goes to A*)
dissapoint yourself after you lose
kick afking players goign afk for more than 10 minutes
destroy everything when you win
defend everything

use pro tactics (stairstab, cornerstab, quick kill, stabby stabby kill)
use "listen", how to "listen": leave a spray that makes the enemy go to a certain point
rage and punch your mic when getting a blue screen of death while recording a video
be as populair as star_ and muselk
DONT TRADE
keep on the enemy
SCREAM DONT ♥♥♥♥ WHIT US WHEN YOU KILL A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILLING PYRO
dont ragequit, only when you completely are screwed by a f2p bullshiting hacker

the screwer
primary: every OP weapon
secondary: flare trower, shotgun when you need to shoot multiple times
mellee: the powerkrak
taunt: party trick, conga when no one is shooting at you or if the enemy kills you too many
the solly bird
primary: rocket jumper
secondary: B.A.S.E jumper, shotgun
mellee: any weapon
taunt: fresh brewed victory
the trolldier
primary: UNUSUAL KILLSTREAK HAUNTED ROCKET JUMPER
secondary: B.A.S.E jumper, boot based weapons
mellee: UNUSUAL STRANGE KILLSTREAK HAUNTED MARKETGARDENER
taunt: NOTHING (overpopulated), fresh brewed victory after a tons and tons of kills (rarely)
the classified boss
primary: every weapon
mellee: spy frozen spike, your own reward
watch: the invisble and dolk (idk how to spell)
sapper: ap sap, brand recorder

oh thank you guys for reading this guide!
its actually my longest guide ever
hope you like it!
GOOOOOODDDD BBBYYYYEEEEE