1. Open Cheater's Cheetah (Difficult to do)
2. Go in game (solo or pub)
3. Get dominated by npc's
4. press escape or insert
5. make the most atrocious config known to mankind
6. test config
7. become neanderthal and dominate everyone
8. go insane
9. play for at least 12 hours a day, (needed to become champion
10. You done now, you have successfully earned nothing and have proven that degeneracy is unfortunately real