FINAL FANTASY XIV Online

FINAL FANTASY XIV Online

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Guide on how to NOT get petted as a Lalafell
By Ry
There are too many Lalafell harrassers in the world. That's the truth.
   
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You can't.

You can't get not petted as a Lalafell.

--No matter how bad ♥♥♥ you are.



25 Comments
Tumas Altaawus 24 Jan, 2015 @ 4:34am 
Tell them to fuck off. Done.
Stealthking19 16 Jan, 2015 @ 1:25am 
Agreed lalafell's are ment to be patted and ment to be the Fate mob Food LOL
Ry  [author] 11 Jan, 2015 @ 11:07am 
...yup xD
2steps 11 Jan, 2015 @ 3:03am 
The first time this happened to me someone was following me around patting me for about ten minutes. In fairness I was wearing a cloak with little ears but... lol FC told me it's a common lalafell problem. If you try and dress tough people just seem to find you even cuter!
Vchipp777 7 Jan, 2015 @ 11:13pm 
that's what happens when your cute :pandastunned:
PastaPillows 6 Jan, 2015 @ 12:16pm 
the only winning move is to fantasia

how horrifying
Ry  [author] 2 Jan, 2015 @ 2:35pm 
/pet
/pet
/pet
/pet
/sprint
/em runs away
Asphe 2 Jan, 2015 @ 2:08pm 
You pet my head, I pull your tail. Off.
Ry  [author] 2 Jan, 2015 @ 11:39am 
omg lol
Asphe 2 Jan, 2015 @ 9:07am 
We are all ELFs. Therefore we do not have to suffer the indignity of being petted without... REVENGE!

http://s33.photobucket.com/user/Caitiri/library/FFXI/Grab%20Your%20Tail

Get the right gear: http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=349305008

Everything else is just a minor de-tail: http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=333272570