So, you've finally downloaded Peggle. You want to play it so bad, but you just don't know what to do! In Peggle, there is a ball shot from a machine. This ball will hit pegs and give you points. However, you only get 10, and it helps a lot if you can aim them! Follow this definitive, simple, and short tutorial, and you'll be a master of pegging in no time!

It's time to start. Go to your desktop, and locate Steam. Launch Steam by double-clicking the application. Now, locate and click on the tab, "Library." This will take you to a page full of all of your games. Find the game titled, "Peggle Deluxe," and click on it. This will take you to the game's page. Locate the button that says, "Play" and click it. This will launch the game.

Once you have launched the game, you'll see a screen with a background of a beautiful hill. You'll see a bar going up slowly. This is the loading bar. You will see the loading bar grow until it reaches the end and disappears. This next step is the hardest step in the entire guide. Navigate and locate the play button. Once you've located it, click it. This will start the game.

This is by far the shortest and easiest step. You will see a text bar and the game will tell you to give yourself a name. Just put in a name that the game will call you by, but make it stupid. Don't do the boring "Bryan," or "Luke." Do something funny like "Idiot," or "Poopface." Once you've named yourself, you will be redirected to the menu. This is where we can get to the REAL pegging.

You are now in the menu. You'll want to locate either, "Adventure," or "Quick Play." I'd recommend quick play for this tutorial. Click the button, and it will take you to a screen with either 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6 levels for you to try out. Pick one, move your cursor to overlap it, and click it. You will see a screen telling you to pick a master (I think). Pick one, and you will find yourself in the level.

Now, you are almost there. Use your brain to lift your dominant limb. Slowly navigate the limb toward your mouse until you are making contact with the mouse. Then, rest your fingers in a comfortable position on the miniature control device.

With your hand on the mouse, slowly move the mouse side to side. This will make the master at the top follow your mouse, and make the machine move to your mouse. Move it until you find the right shot.

Congratulations! You have aimed your shot in Peggle! Now, you can click to shoot the ball! Good job following the tutorial! If you have any problems, that's not my problem.

(finally im done writing this stupid guide this took like 2 hours)




















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