1 - Download CS2
2 - Buy Prime
3 - Play Casual To Get To Level 2 (bonus points for finding genuine players)
4 - Play Prime, Competitive, Wingman, Casual, Deathmatch
5 - Discover VAC Was Written And Maintained By Stevie Wonder And Ray Charles
6 - Go Play Faceit

Once You Have Done This, Good Job Keep Going

7 - Spend $1000 On Cases To Obtain $1.25 In Skins
8 - Go To CS Float And Buy Skins Normally
9 - Show Off Your Skins In Game Whilst Being Griefed By Eastern Europeans
10 - Get A Message Saying They Need A 4th Player
11 - Click On Link They Send You & Loose All Skins
12 - Pointlessly Contact Valve Who Will Do Nothing For You

Congratulations !!! You're Now A CS2 Player