Spider Queen cave

Spider Queen cave

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Spider Queen achievements (English)
By Mad Max
This game is terrible, but as usual, boy do i love doing 100% of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ random games. Except we have a problem... the achievements were not translated and they are in simplified Chinese... So i am making a guide to ROUGHLY translate them to English so we can have an easier time getting them. I could text my Chinese ex-wife to help out, but i think we'll use google translate instead to roughly translate the words so i can dodge an awkward situation. Keep in mind that i didn't 100% it so certain achievements i'll be able to tell you how to go about them and some of them i'm as clueless as you are, so any help in the comments is welcomed! And if you speak Chinese simplified (i dunno if it's Mandarin or Cantonese) then please fell free to help out as well, any help is appreciated! :)
   
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Achievements
  • How can woman have fun games?
    Hahaha
    -Decline the girl's call at the beginning while you're playing on the computer..

  • Great Intelligence
    Get out of the room within 5 minutes
    -Leave the apartment under 5 mins. The password for the PC is 19980824

  • Stay calm in times of crisis
    Complete the elevator puzzle in one try
    -As soon as the elevator went red i started pressing all the buttons.

  • Directionally Challenged
    Stay in the parking lot for more than 20 minutes
    -Just AFK for a while.

  • Galloping
    Ride on the back of a spider
    -Should be self explanatory, but i don't remember how i got it, so i'm not 100% sure you can just hop on the back of the Spider Queen.

  • Treasure Hunter
    Find all the fragments within 5 minutes
    -Find the underwater parts in 5 minutes.

  • Doll GPS
    Complete the maze level within 10 minutes
    -1) Follow the blood trail on the ground for an easy way towards the exit of the first part.
    -2) I think i went Left, Middle middle, but i'm not sure i'll need to play it again.
    -3) This one is tricky, follow the brown circuit board on the floor and when it cuts, and you need to choose a direction, always go for one that has the brown circuit board floor. You'll eventually reach a hole in front of a big fan.

    I think the achievement only counts the circuit board maze, because when i load Level 5 it brings me straight to the circuit board maze and it gave me the achievement after clearing it.

  • Cai Wang
    Die 10 times in a row in the Abyss level
    -If you somehow don't get this naturally, then just kill yourself a bunch.

  • Can you do it, little dog?
    Die 5 times before reaching the broken bridge
    -Try going going for ''God descending to Earth'' before this one, then reload instantly.

  • God descending to Earth
    Reach the broken bridge with 0 deaths
    -You can use the elevator and a bit of patience to reach the bridge without dying.

  • Awesome with lightning
    Pass the rotating mechanism once
    -No idea what this one is about.

  • Don't look back
    I turned back in the maze and was killed by a ghost
    -After the door puzzle with all the pieces you'll be in a hallway and your torch will go out. After the running zombie that disappears you'll be in a long dark hallway. When the white light appears, turn around and the zombie will kill you, thus unlocking this achievement.

  • Descendants of the Jingming Dao
    Unlock the Spider spirit
    -Story related and cannot be missed. You unlock it before the boss fight.

  • Get the beauty
    Finish the game
    -Get through the boss fight and finish the game.

  • Mysterious egg
    Hehehehe
    -I guess there's a literal Easter egg somewhere? I don't remember when i got this.

  • One life clear
    Awesome!
    -No idea... i think you need to clear the computer game at the beginning? Maybe finish the base
    game in one go?



    I got the Galloping achievement 30 minutes after getting the Easter egg achievements and they were the first two achievements i got from this game. So if you get the Galloping achievement by hopping on the spider queen, then it means you get them both inside the house, so the Easter egg is probably also in the house or before that. But i spent a long time in the house, so i think it's there.