DEAD LETTER DEPT.

DEAD LETTER DEPT.

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All non-random highlighted text in the game [SPOILERS]
By DarkCat
I am making this guide for both new players and players who go for different endings as it gets old typing the long text again and again. Here you can just search, copy and paste the text you need.

If you cannot find the text here, it's most probably randomly generated by the game. It has big lists of names, addresses and zip codes to randomly select from.

Please double check what you actually pasted as the game sometimes puts other text when you paste.

Obviously, this guide contains spoilers for the entire game so proceed with caution.
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JESSICA RICHARDS 9776 Lafayette Shoal Rockfield, Wisconsin 53022


Giulietta Smith 8987 Fola ELDORADO, OK 73537


Operations Manager 24929 150th River Crossing SHAKOPEE, MN 55379
Note: Send this to your home address and open it for an ending.


Chief Executive Manager 2-031 N Skyline Road COCHISE, AZ 85606
Note: Send this to your home address and open it for an ending.


STACEY WALLES 52924 Hafer Road CARTERVILLE, IL 62918


TO OUR VALUED CUSTOMER AT 67632 Dawson Lake Road POPLAR GROVE, IL 61065


Wayne O Bryan 11401 Ravens Corner Road CORDOVA, MD 21625


Caroline Cook 506 West Palomino Road CHINO VALLEY, AZ 86323


Please do not deliver from this address


SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR 5 YEARS LEAVE US ALONE


STOP


STOP OR I WILL FIND YOU


I KNOW WHO YOU ARE


Hello from La Roche-Derrien! I truly apologize for not writing you sooner, but there's just so much to see, and the French countryside is lovely. I'm convinced France has the absolute best cheese in the world!


Still in Northern France... I'd be lying if I told you it wasn't because of the cheese. The view in this postcard might not be much, but I must tell you - I think I'm onto something. I've heard some of the locals talk about a gorgeous hidden fountain in the area. My French is a little rusty, but rumour has it the water has rejuvenating properties. Perhaps if you see me soon I may be an infant, ha ha!


I took a boat around the coast, and will be stuck here on this island for a few days before my next stop. Despite appearances, this is actually a lovely, if quaint, little island village. I think I'll enjoy my time here.


I've spent another week investigating the history of that fountain... I don't know if it's the language barrier, or something else, but the locals seem exceedingly unwilling to talk about it. In any case, it's time to move on. I only wish you were still here. You always were much better at getting people to open up.


I'm afraid we can never go back home. I truly apologize, and I will explain everything when I see you again. You'll understand why it had to be this way once you're back with us. See you at La Fontaine de Kerain.


SUBMIT


I SUBMIT


I SUBMIT MY BODY


I SUBMIT MY BODY AND SOUL


I SUBMIT MY BODY AND SOUL HERE AND NOW


I SUBMIT MY BODY AND SOUL HERE AND NOW AND FOREVER


SSUBMITT


YOU CAN'T HOLD ON FOREVER


YOU WON'T HOLD ON FOREVER


YOU WON'T HOLD ON FOREVER


YOU WON'T HOLD ON FOREVER


Dear God, Please help my Dad He is in the docter office And is very sick. I don't like him sad. -J


Dear God PLEASE please PLEASE please PLEASE please make Dad feel better. I don't like him sad. -J


Dear Dad Please take care of God I miss you a lot. I hope you are happy again. Love, -J


Dear Santa, Claus, i saw you looking in my window the other day. Please come inside next time!!!


Dear Santa Claus, I told my mom you were at my window and she got scared. Maybe she thought you were rude. Moms are weird!!


Dear Santa Claus, I am being good. Mom wants to know next time your here so she can say hi! We can make cookies and give gifts!!!


Dear Santa Claus, Where is my mom? Will you bring back my mom for Cristmas? I promise to be good!!!
Continuation
Micki Towne 4078 Mendham LAUGHLIN, NV 89029


After seeing a circus performer do a knife-swallowing trick, Seaman John Cummings began actually swallowing knives. On the first of three occasions, he swallowed 4 knives and quickly passed 3 with no ill-health.


On the second occasion, John Cummings swallowed 14 knives and after a few days with abdominal pain he passed all of them. On the third occasion, he swallowed 20 knives and a case, but after a few days he had only passed the case. After around four years of pain, he FINALLY died.


On John Cummings' autopsy, a knife, blade, and spring were found in his intestines, and between 30 to 40 fragments of metal, wood, and horn were found in his stomach.


Remember those two lovebirds I had? One of them abruptly died recently. I found the remaining bird trying to nudge the other that lied there to get back up for awhile. Took me a day or so to work up the nerve to finally remove the body from the cage. Poor lil feller. Hope your trip is going well. -Adley


An update on the lovebirds. After I removed the dead one from the cage, the song from the remaining partner changed. Kinda became more louder, and stressed. Sometimes I swear it almost felt like that little bird was just trying to yell its little heart out to the world. Anyways don't be a stranger, haven't heard from you in awhile. -Adley


So I ended up buying a new love bird to keep the lonely one company, I don't really know how mating-for-life bird relationships exactly work. But it seemed to get better. But every once in awhile, it still has to yell out it's old song. Grief is so strange. Feel free to give me a call anytime. -Adley


Please, just say anything -Adley


Laura Shonda 439 Morrow Rd SOUTH LEBANON, OH 45065


Laura Shonda 439 Morrow Rd SOUTH LEBANON, OH 45065


Laura Shonda 439 Morrow Rd SOUTH LEBANON, OH 45065


Laura Shonda 439 Morrow Rd SOUTH LEBANON, OH 45065


Hon & The Kids 8572 Louisa St JACKSON, MS 39209


Hon & The Kids 8572 Louisa St JACKSON, MS 39209


Hon & The Kids 8572 Louisa St JACKSON, MS 39209


It's been awhile. I hope you're doing well. I had to get out of there. Gimme a call, k?


This town reminded me of you. I've never heard of it. Hope you like it.


Decided to stop in Aurora. I got a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tattoo. It's a real dumb one. I'm sorry it's like this. Didn't want to bring up any bad memories with these. I still wanted to know you without it being weird.


Hey, it's been 6 years. I'm tired of endlessly going through this ♥♥♥♥ with you. It's done. -EN


I hope you had a good life.


It feels like I'm in some sort of dream, or coma, and I kept trying to understand if that fact is true or not, but it evades me everytime I try and observe it. Before I knew it, my life had wasted by.


A longing for another place, somewhere out there that is where you truly belong... Not this place, it is not it. Your home, it is only just temporary and you're waiting for your real life to begin somewhere.


There's that part of you that looks outside your window in the middle of the night, towards the street lamp, expecting to see someone or something standing and staring back. And then there''s the other part of you that''s a little sad, everytime it doesn''t happen. Because if it happened, that would finally be the beginning of something new.


Daniel Thompson 2966 Elmore Park Rd MEMPHIS, TN 38134


Daniel Thompson 2966 Elmore Park Rd MEMPHIS, TN 38134


REMOVE ME


ELLEN FREUTEL 3003 LINCOLN ST THURMONT, MD 21788


ELE F EUT 30 LIC N T T URMO T D 2 88


LE UT3 I N T URO T 2


LET IT ROT


Ursula Moellet 600 Middle St DETROIT, MI 48226


COLLECT IMMEDIATELY 600 Middle St DETROIT, MI 48226


600 Middle St DETROIT, MI 48226


LET IT ROT
Continuation
Hello from the Bahamas. I have sunblock in my eyes and it stings. Also, realized I greatly dislike sun, and sand and relaxing. Sending some your way... and away from me.


I'm cold. I love it here. But I'm cold. And there bad wifi so I'm behind on my k-drama. And it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorgeous! Pun intended! Deal!


Finally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Made It!!!


Hello from Ohio


Pineapple!


Hello from Yermo! This place took kitsch hostage and then fell in love with it and they're Bonnie & Clyde-ing common sense!


Hello from one of the most southern cities in the world! Tomorrow I get on a boat to Antarctica! I will see whales and chase penguins and probably get seasick. I hope the deal is going well. The coffee and men are quite good in Argentina. Next stop penguin post office!


Joanna Moye 6445 Edgewater SANDGATE, VT 05250


WHO IS WATCHING WHOM.


Non habes mori ut phantasma fiat


VICTORIA HAMBURG 1921 LONGO DR REDMOND, WA 98052


Rhys Vogt 8867 Nitzer Avenue NE SEATTLE, WA 98125


JOSEPH MEYER 9200 NE WOOD RD TUKWILA, WA 98108


Christan Vines 2610 Kennerdell BANDANA, KY 42022


BIND


BIND


Dead DEAD DEAD DEAD dead Next Week dead dead dead dead dead dead. Next Week. Next Week.


9356 COLE AVE SE #C2903 NEW PHILADELPHIA, OH 44663


she lived there angry she died there angry


To: Sharon Gentry Down The Street From The Drugstore


999 L St LOUP CITY, NE 68853


DO YOU FEEL SAFE


DO YOU FEEL SAFE


Grandma Her house is blue


Guilty 294 Oakboro SIOUX FALLS, SD 57104


RANDOLF JAFFE 1124 Pacific St OMAHA, NE 68108


Joey c/o Little Brothers of St Francis 773 Porter ave ROXBURY, MA 02120


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593004857-2903-2203 876789-2376-3000 4-1-3005


23-75-45831-20-102 3393-2220-5758-2920 238373-202965-1781230 48956723-6


OUR NEIGHBOR AT 34042 Isola APT 422 PERSHING, NJ 07399


Lance Richer 2985 Chelton Rd SE TUCSON, AZ 85721


James Monroe 731 Prospect Rd SE Apt C4001 PINE BLUFF, AR 71601


LET IT GO


LET IT ROT


I can feel my skin crawling. My eyelids shiver and fold back. The tendons on my eyes are shearing. I take a moment to recognize this ectasy But am simultaneously afraid doing so will disrupt its beauty As my bones finally snap I both fear & hope I may never feel this good ever again


8825 Shelling MISSOULA, MT 59807


DOUGLAS ANDRADE 53560 CLYDE ROAD MESICK, MI 49668


It pains me to write this. But I imagined your death, every day for years. I thought if everyday I imagined you dying, how it would occur, it would somehow make it hurt less when it finally came. But it didn't. Part of me wishes I had just spent that energy supporting you better. Rest in peace my love.


1646 Batavia PETROSS, GA 30474


1096 Highwood COUNTS CROSS ROADS, KY 41164


BIG SAVINGS! 2934 MARKET ST SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94150


David In The Red Barn Down The Street


6599 Garners Ferry Road COLUMBIA, SC 29209

Continuation and start of long ones
Wenda Morales 785 Brownsville BAGGS, WY 82321


7747 Macksinn BETHEL SPGS, TN 38315


Yo, MonsterCon is going alright. I'm bored. Here's a postcard. -Max


Donald Oliver 4365 East 2250 Street KEWANEE, IL 61443


Premiere Talent Co. 3309 Lucas St. LOS ANGELES, CA 90048


Hello from Tokyo i am currently eating noodles served out of the back of a guy's car and they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible. -LIZ


Raymond & Sarah Kimper 1469 Palmdale RAYMOND, NH 03077


Raymond 428 Carter St. RAYMOND, NH 03077


7 S Bedford St BURLINGTON, MA 01803


The shadows. They walk where we walk. They stand where we stand. They bleed where we bleed


Dear Tooth Fairy, I am owed .25c I will not be supplying any more teeth until I am paid in full. - Lauryn


Cynde Payan 5009 Mount Pleasant E PROVIDENCE, RI 02914


Janaya Cooper 2384 2nd Drive Northeast MARYSVILLE, WA 98270


LÆtus 23098 PTAH RD UN-NAMED CITY


PEOPLE WILL COME FOR MILES TO WATCH YOU BURN


Jonas & AJ 3962 Mellen St PORTLAND, OR 97232


call into the void


YOU CAN'T HOLD ON FOREVER


there's something out there calling my name


They quietly collected the remains. There was no funeral service. There was no burial. There was no mass or dinner or anything. just simply ceased to be.


TONIGHT I WATCHED THE LIGHT LEAVE THEIR EYES


I'm here in the city. But I miss more than anything seeing the stars at night.


My life is halfway over, and you're the only person I feel hatred for. I won't be free until you're dead. I cannot wait to write your obituary. I will dump your ashes in a port-a-potty.


Look. Despite being a total piece of ♥♥♥♥ he still got a beautiful funeral. It was infuriating to see friends and family gathering and smiling to remember someone who had caused that much trouble. Every story swapped flew in the face of the havoc he'd wreaked and the people he'd hurt.


My MIND FEELS STUCK IN A MACHINE.


HELL IS REAL WE HAVE BUILT IT


Occasionally larvae will enter ocular structures. Even with treatment, damage to the central nervous system may be permanent and result in a variety of negative outcomes depending on the location of the infection. The patient may suffer chronic pain as a result.


Infection with Angiostrongylus cantonensis (rat lungworm) can occur after voluntarily or inadvertently consuming RAW great grey slugs, and even unwashed fruits and vegetables. severe infection will lead to ascending weakness, respiratory failure, and muscle atrophy, and will lead to death if not treated.


via funerary cannibalism. Deceased family members were traditionally cooked and eaten, which was thought to help free the spirit of the dead. Women and children usually consumed the brain, the organ in which infectious prions were most concentrated, thus allowing for transmission of kuru. The disease was therefore more prevalent among women and children.


It is also known as the "laughing sickness" due to the pathologic bursts of laughter which are a symptom of the disease. It is now widely accepted that kuru was transmitted among members via funerary cannibalism. When villagers ate the brain, they contracted the disease, and it was then spread to other villagers who ate their infected brains.


Myoclonus, sometimes known as "the liar's twitch," consists of involuntary spasming of a muscle, or a group of muscles that can occur alone or in a sequence, with or without a pattern. Myoclonic seizures, sometimes described as "jumps," are caused by a sudden, rapid contraction and relaxation of the muscles. Myoclonus can be a strong sign of pent up mental anxiety. Most often it tends to be one of several side effects in a wide variety of nervous system disorders.


Myoclonic seizures, sometimes described as "jumps," are caused by a sudden, rapid contraction and relaxation of the muscles. As is the case with all generalised seizures, the patient is not conscious during the event but the seizure is so brief that the person appears to remain fully conscious. Other times the condition starts simply in one region of the body, and then spreads.
Long ones continuation
Screen Apnea (jokingly referred to as "the new smoking") is a phenomenon described in which individuals find themselves suddenly holding their breath or breathing shallowly while using computer screens. When engaged with screens, they often become engrossed, experiencing a heightened state of attention and cognitive arousal, leading to unintentional changes in breathing patterns, without even being aware of it. They may also exhibit other signs of stress or tension, such as an increased heart rate or muscle tightness.


They are believed to absorb the sins of the individual, thus absolving the person's soul. Sin-eaters, as a consequence, carry the sins of all people whose sins they have consumed. Abhorred by villagers as a thing unclean, the sin-eater cuts off from all social intercourse and lives in a remote place alone. Those who chanced to meet a sin-eater avoided them as they would a leper.


The sin-eater consumes in order to spiritually take on the sins of a deceased person. They are believed to absorb the sins of the individual Abhorred by villagers as a thing unclean, the sin-eater cuts off from all social intercourse and lives in a remote place alone. Those who chanced to meet a sin-eater avoided them as they would a leper.


Cut the testicles into long, thin pieces and wash them thoroughly. Bring a litre of water to a boil, then place the testicle strips inside, one by one. Let them boil for about 5 to 8 minutes. In the meantime, boil another litre of water in a different pan. When the testicles are ready, wash them again with the boiled water.


A very loud thunder. I thought it was the storm. I raised my arms in front of me. I had to touch my face, I thought I didn't have it anymore. It's said the air displacement was double the intensity generated by the dropping of an atomic bomb, as half of the victims found outdoors were dismembered and pulverized, with very little of them remained to be found.


Themistocles, the Athenian general who won the Battle of Salamis, was widely rumored to have committed suicide by drinking bull's blood. The early twentieth-century English classicist Percy Gardner proposed that the story about him drinking bull's blood may have been based on a misunderstanding of a statue showing Themistocles in a heroic pose, holding a cup as an offering to the gods


Edward II of England was rumoured to have been murdered, after being deposed and imprisoned by his wife Isabella and her lover Roger Mortimer, by having a horn pushed into his anus through which a red-hot iron was inserted, burning out his internal organs without marking his body


Reeser's ashes were found among the remains of a chair in which she had sat. Only part of her left foot and her backbone remained, along with her now shrunken skull which had survived and was found among the ashes. Skulls shrinking are not common in researched cases of spontaneous human combustion (SHC), although the claim curiously has become a regular anecdotal feature.


Reeser was found reduced to ashes among the burned remains of her chair. Despite being a landmark spontaneous human combustion case, in which every possible tool of modern scientific investigation was used, the incident remains unsolved. Police Chief J.R. Reichert commented "As far as logical explanations go, this is one of those things that just couldn't have happened, but it did."


Reeser's ashes were found among the remains of a chair in which she had sat. Despite being a landmark spontaneous human combustion case, in which every possible tool of modern scientific investigation was used, the incident remains unsolved. Dr. Wilton M. Krogman, a physical anthropologist, was reported on giving up trying to understand what had happened. "Were I living in the Middle Ages, I'd mutter something about black magic."


Thornton Jones, a lawyer in Bangor, Wales, woke up to find that he had his throat slit. Motioning for a paper and pencil, he wrote, "I dreamt that I had done it. I awoke to find it true," and died 80 minutes later. He had done it himself while unconscious. An inquest at Bangor delivered a verdict of "suicide while temporarily insane".


Truls Hellevik, a Norwegian diver, was explosively dismembered in a diving bell accident at the North Sea. He was exposed to an eight-atmosphere change in air pressure which instantaneously forced his body through a 60-centimetre-diameter (24 in) opening.


Arrichion of Phigalia, a Greek pankratiast, caused his own death in the Olympic finals. Held by his unidentified opponent in a stranglehold and unable to free himself, Arrichion kicked his opponent, causing him so much pain from an ankle injury that the opponent made the sign of defeat to the umpires, while at the same time accidentally breaking Arrichion's neck. Since the opponent Conceded defeat, Arrichion was proclaimed the victor posthumously.


The reactor instantly went critical, which, as a result, flash-boiled the water surrounding it. The force of the expanding steam lifted the entire reactor into the air. While airborne the radioactive steam escaped, spraying the entire room. The steam was so hot one person died instantly from severe burns, and left all the deceased operators' bodies so radioactive that they were buried in lead coffins.


While trying to bring the reactor online, a rod was pulled further out than intended. The reactor instantly went critical, which, as a result, flash-boiled the water surrounding it. The force of the expanding steam lifted the entire reactor into the air. While airborne the radioactive steam escaped, spraying the entire room. they were buried in lead coffins.
Long ones and hard ones
Empress Elisabeth was stabbed to death with a thin file from her assassin. It pierced her pericardium, and a lung. Because of its sharpness and thinness the wound was very narrow and, due to pressure from her extremely tight corset, which was usually sewn onto her, she did not notice what had happened (in fact she believed a simple passerby had hit her) and continued to walk for a while before collapsing.


Moersch-Woltman Condition, more commonly known as Stiff Person Syndrome, is a rare neurological disorder characterized by progressive rigidity, stiffness, and spasms in the limbs of the body, often resulting in deformities. Spasms sometimes occur in response to environmental stimuli such as voluntary or passive movements, and unexpected auditory stimulation. Changes in emotion or stress can also be regular contributors.


Spasms sometimes occur in response to environmental stimuli such as voluntary or passive movements, and unexpected auditory stimulation. Changes in emotion or stress can also be regular contributors. Due to its rarity, studying this condition in great detail has proven to be challenging. A common complaint among patients is the loss of control over their own bodies, describing they feel they are in a constant battle to prevent external influences from affecting them.


33027 Dear Claus St COLORADO SPRINGS, CO 80906


After seeing a circus performer do a knife-swallowing trick, Seaman John Cummings began actually swallowing knives. On the first of three occasions, he swallowed 4 knives and quickly passed 3 with no ill-health. On the second occasion, John Cummings swallowed 14 knives and after a few days with abdominal pain he passed all of them. On the third occasion, he swallowed 20 knives and a case, but after a few days he had only passed the case. After around four years of pain, he died. On autopsy, a knife, blade, and spring were found in his intestines, and between 30 to 40 fragments of metal, wood, and horn were found in his stomach.


THEY continued to drift in and out of consciousness before finally collapsing again. M FINALLY COMPLETED THE ACT by stabbing THE PARTICIPANT in the throat, after which he hung the body on a meat hook. THE CORPSE WAS dismembered AND EATEN over the next ten months, WITH BODY PARTS storED IN his freezer under pizza boxeS. HE consumED up TO 20 Kilograms OF FLESH.


R. Williams became the first person known to be killed by a robot when a factory robot's arm struck him in the head


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I KNOW YOU


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MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS


I'M GETTING CLOSE TO HELL NOW


GO HOME


I know it's hard, but please, hang in there. I know you can make it


I'm happy you're still here.


FLICKERS OF DARK SOMETHING CRAWLING LURKING STANDING NEAR


NO SOULS WITHOUT USE


IVE NO FUTURE


NO SOULS WITHOUT USE


IVE NO FUTURE


THE FUTURE IS BURNING


WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT HAVE YOU


IS IT WORTH THE COST
[BONUS] TO DATA CONVERSION OPERATOR
Send these to your home address for an alternate ending
Closing notes
Please feel free to comment if I missed anything and I will add it.
Thanks for using the guide!
8 Comments
DarkCat  [author] 5 Apr @ 1:32pm 
@trash xD it's okay you don't have to be 100% accurate, there's a percentage of accuracy so even if you did like 75% accurate it's good
trash 4 Apr @ 5:18pm 
holy f- its no wonder I couldn't freaking decipher 'Angiostrongylus cantonensis' it looked like straight nonsense through the glithyness. AND I DIDNT KNOW I HAD TO KNOW SCIENTIFIC FREAKING WORDS BRO
DarkCat  [author] 28 Feb @ 10:08am 
@Eren Hinger, I just decompiled the game and found the images + found the files that contain what text should go for these mails
There are plenty of tutorials on internet about how to do it
Eren Hinger 28 Feb @ 8:04am 
Out of curiosity, how did you know that you got them all? Did you just find these in a game yourself or did you find them somewhere in the files?
Eskerne 2 Feb @ 7:27pm 
@Darkcat - Not a problem! It took me forever to figure it out. You did great work!
DarkCat  [author] 2 Feb @ 7:09pm 
@Eskerne thanks
Eskerne 2 Feb @ 6:19pm 
@Worms - It's because they entered it backwards. You're supposed to start on the right side, and then go left. So:
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Sausagelover78 2 Feb @ 8:09am 
3EDX WER SOF 7YG KUT YU GHJ GB GHJ JM BNM 6T RFV RTY YHHN TY GH VBN IHV
seems to ask for more data required and whenever I touch the keyboard no matter what key it deletes everything and doesn't seem to like anything being input at all, had to copy paste the lil fucker in myself.