"After a long ritual, abruptly interrupted by The G-man, The Dwarf_Bastard was finally delivered into the world. Vortigaunts were growling and saying many things of approval, and it seemed like they were glad and proud. The creature in front of them stood short, beardy and oldy. After a moment, it grumbled and said it's first words:

"Hello, cruel world",

then it asked for a pint of a leaf lover's special.

The Vortigaunts silenced."