This is what you must being saying to yourself. Me? Liking technicolored horses? IMPOSSIBLE! This is the normal first step on your journey to the herd. At this stage you cant believe the metamorphose your mind is undertaking. You cant understand why this image below brings you joy and happiness.


Fret not small gamer, this is normal. You are beginning the process that will transform you from weak soy ingestor to chad horse enjoyer.

Your anger is warranted. Your whole life you have been told that ponies are for cringe ass nae nae babies. This is false. Only chad horse enjoyers truly know the endless happiness that comes from a technicolored horse. Below is a snippet from this totally real no scam article.



Note this existence of the "iFunny" watermark. This ensures its authenticity as a reputable source.
It is imparitive you channel your anger into power for saving jpgs and pngs of pony pics asap as this is the fastest way to melt your sadness.

NOTE: In a parallel universe Richard Nixon replaced Fluttershy as the "Element of Kindness" so please do not kill him again!

You are now at the stage where you are pleading with your brain to relinquish the horses from your mind. It is futile to try this. Your brain has accepted ponies into its life and is trying to get you to receive them into your heart. Your brain knows best. Please don't worry about it. The longer you do, the more prolonged stage four will last. The ponies love you; it is time you do the same. Indulge in the funny cartoon horse show. It is your destiny.

This will be the hardest part for any respecting novice horse connoisseur. You are still backed into a corner, your old ideals are fighting with the life you truly deserve. You will feel alone and sad that you are where you are.











♫ It's true some days are dark and lonely, and maybe you feel sad, but Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad! ♫

This song, The Smile Song, is the true key to unlocking your inner horse happiness! Let go of the sadness for what you feel is wrong. The ponies will embrace you and allow you to finally be free. EMBRACE YOUR HORSE SPIRIT! PRAISE THE SUN! UNLOCK YOUR HORSE ENTHUSIASM! BE FREE! WIN THE DAY!

♫ Come on, everypony, smile, smile, smile. Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine. All I really need's a smile, smile, smile. From these happy friends of mine. ♫

So now we find ourselves here. You have gone through so much. This process has evolved you into the person you were always meant to be. You have ascended beyond the naive understanding of the ordinary person. You have accepted ponies into your heart. You are finally enlightened. You have become all-powerful.

How you may ask?

Because...

FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

I HAVE GONE MENTALLY INSANE

Hi, No. 1 Pink Horse Enthusiast in the world here.
Please do me a favor and leave the following message on people's Steam profiles and change the name in the [] to whatever you want. I'm trying to make a new idiotic copypasta here lmao.

AVOID THIS INDIVIDUAL AT ALL COSTS! THEY HAVE CONTRACTED "HORSE INSANITY!" This newly discovered disease starts off as common horse enthusiasm but slowly transforms into this new wicked disease. Thousands of dollars in horse merch have been infected! If you or a loved one is obsessed with the character ["Pinkie Pie"] you may also be infected with "Horse Insanity." There is no cure. This is so sad.